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Actually, Cisse would have had 2 and he's playing pretty well.

Dayum, that was a good hit though.

Goddamit Man U stop making us look good <_<

What would Pardew not do to get a player like Fellaini.

Come on United!

This is going to be like watching a snuff film.

that's some optimism you've got there.

Gouffran was far far worse than Ben Arfa and has been for the last 3 games. Ben Arfa won us the game against Palace with his cross. After 45 minutes of terrible football with Ben Arfa being no worse than anyone else, although Gouffran was imo was much worse than him. Tell me why is it Ben Arfa is again dropped. You know why, you know full well it's because Pardew has a excuse in Ben Arfa rather than fact the up to the facts that it was his tactics, and his own shitness are the reason we're so bad. He just hates football man, any player who won't boot it straight at the strikers as soon as he receives the ball gets dropped ASAP. Gouff is on because he runs around a lot, despite not actually doing that last week. Our only glimmer of hope, our only creative spark sits on the bench while Gouff, Cisse, De Jong and fucking Dan Gosling start ahead of him. It's just mental. Its like he's doing it just out of spite now.

Gouffran was far far worse than Ben Arfa and has been for the last 3 games. Ben Arfa won us the game against Palace with his cross. After 45 minutes of terrible football with Ben Arfa being no worse than anyone else, although Gouffran was imo was much worse than him. Tell me why is it Ben Arfa is again dropped. You know why, you know full well it's because Pardew has a excuse in Ben Arfa rather than fact the up to the facts that it was his tactics, and his own shitness are the reason we're so bad. He just hates football man, any player who won't boot it straight at the strikers as soon as he receives the ball gets dropped ASAP.

I don't know if I would survive that

Pardew is a modern, successful manager who defends from the front, and believes that wingers are a relic of the past.

Ben Arfa not playing.

Wow, that team. He'd have to dig into our reserves to choose a worse team.

Who has an irrational hatred of Alan Pardew? No need to name names, as I'm sure they will see it differently. Just my subjective opinion after all.

Shooting himself in the head would be a good start.

Why doesn't he just shut up

Could argue that Cheick did get a lot worse before being decent again, and Sissoko certainly isn't as effective as he was in the first two games he played. Also, how has Sammy improved?

This season is shit.

Someone's got their decimal point in the wrong place. That is literally the least likely thing to happen in the history of the Earth. Too short for Pards.

Its like having a limb infected with gangrene, you could try to medicate the fuck out of it to slow down the spread, but you really would be better off amputating it.

Increase our chances of a win if they lose a couple of key players, when a couple of ours might be coming back in? What good will that do, apart from totally extinguishing the pressure on your mate? We back on the road of wanting to lose now then i see? Here's me thinking you want to get as many points on the board as possible during a season regardless of where you finish. He does, we'll probably gain more points in the next season or two as a whole, if Pardew's reign somehow ends this season.

I'm pretty much a clogger through and through

I'm happy to contribute to this. £5-10 from each of us should be plenty.

We could fly that in on the 90th minute or something.

We was energyless.