Tachikoma

Jose Enrique. Well, yes, but Simpson was clearly backing off his man too much this game. I suppose I am expecting a bit too much of him to play like Jose mk2 but still :/

Simpson wasn't very good today I thought, there's a reason Lennon swapped to the left in the second half.

Swapped feet with Pienaar today. That's assuming Pienaar was any good to begin with though.

Ugh, knew we weren't going to win the game as soon as Ranger missed.

No, we'll get someone to piss in a cup for you to drink it. Also we have your facebook page now so we'll get you somehow.

I don't remember Guthrie fucking up a pass anything like the way Smith did at the edge of the box.

Uhhh, no

This is a fucking wind up surely? He did give away the ball really cheaply at the end, which led to the counterattack they scored from.

The Nolan-Smith combination in midfield again... should I even bother to watch this?

Out of curiosity, what does it mean to "have 2 A-levels"? Did he obtain a passing grade in only two subjects, or did he only study two subjects?

http://www.kickoff.com/news/19690/shola-ameobi-victor-moses-get-nigeria-call.php Isn't that picture from the bit when Shola majestically brought down the ball only to mess up a simple pass that would have put Lovenskrands through on goal? Really does sum him up doesn't it.

That was a freak occurrence - Smith actually played well that game. Not counting on that ever happening again.

That would make Hughton a top manager then

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Push Colo into DM, please? Anything but Smith. Absolutely anything, including a training cone with "Tiote" scribbled on it.

FFFFUUUU Need him on the team asap with Cheik out too, to free Barton up to play in the middle instead of Smith/Guthrie.

Haven't actually seen the tackle but I'm still 100% certain it will be upheld.

Could we have an N-O fund for giving Leeds the money they need to buy Smith?

... who isn't playing to be fair.

Barton on the left, Smith and Perch on the pitch, Tiote getting on the pitch just to get sent off. Not much wrong at all, no not at all.

The changes he made, honestly. Barton into the middle - proven not to work Nolan further up - proven not to work Lovenkrands on the left - proven not to work Smith breathing - proven not to work Some of the stupidest decisions I've seen from any Newcastle manager, ever. At least Souness did it out of spite, Pardew is just thick as fucking mince. Barton into the middle with a proper left winger (which he didn't bring on) would have restored some balance to the side, to be fair. Perch on the pitch - also proven not to work, more so when he's out of position.

*orders a bag of dicks for Pardew to chew on*

Krul has been pretty shit at one-on-ones.

No, no, and no again. I'd have Butt back right now over that steaming pile of shit.

# It did at Bolton and West Brom.

Pardew you massive fucking cunt.