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Love living vicariously through Paully's away day travels. Even down to the abhorrent snack mixtures.

Easily the best angle of that goal. Give me Isak close ups for the next decade please.

I imagine we'd be setting ourselves up for a big letdown if we thought we could get the number of bodies in this summer that could gel in time to not only sustain a European challenge whilst being in Europe, but adding a title charge on top of that.

Yeah makes sense. I imagine they're relatively smaller markets in the next manager mould where as soon as any slightly substantial amounts go on the prices would've sunk anyway.

But it would be his goal if an on target shot was deflected by Tarkowski on its way in. He sent a ball in and around the six yard box and this huuuuge deflection sent it all the way to.. in and around the six yard box.

Love so much about it. The cheeky 'well I didn't see it!' about Wilson attempting that second goal in training, the expert swerves on the Wilson/Isak debate, even down to the need to shake every last hand. Even horsebummer was tolerable by proxy.

Wouldn't mind a clean sheet. I've missed those.

What were our top four odds preseason?

So many injury woes. If only you had the money to buy a fully functioning squad.

There's never a wrong thread for fuck off Dyche.

Fair shout indeed actually.

Honest question; where does Englands No. 1 T Rex go if Everton do go down? You figure he won't wait it out even a year and must be one of their most saleable assets. But I can also envisage him overrating himself as far as who will be in the race for him.

I can't quite put him above Sir Bobby but that may be sentimentality talking. If he keeps this up another year or two though I think the only thing keeping him from overtaking KK is a trophy.

Jesus. No matter how good we get common sense will never prevail, will it?

'what's that Kieran? Throw some subs on and murder them? Gotcha'.

What!?

I'm sure they'd have found another excuse if Longstaff had kept it in play but I'm sure that'll be the go-to argument.

I can't get over it. I'm going to dream about him tonight.

Fab clearly trying to get his goal back in a post-match chat with Marricunt.

I think Sunday is our most important game of the season. If we don't win that we'll have Liverpool, Spurs, Brighton, Villa and Brentford breathing down our necks. 4/10.

Don't know why I'm finding the stewards quite literally reclining at pitch side so hilarious.

Even you can't stop us you dodgy pricks.

FORTRESS.

This man should be illegal.

Guys.. I'm really worried about Everton fans making Goodison a fortress.. They might keep shouting for a handball every five minutes then fuck off with 15 minutes to go.