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Maybe we should all just chip in and buy him some glasses.

That calm experienced head helping us a ton right there.

How was that not a fucking pull back. He was staring right at it. What the fuck?

Unbelievable. I guess we needed our sacrificial lamb for the week. Fuck Anthony Taylor though. Bet he wanks more dogs than the Madeley bros combined.

Is there anything sexier than us on the counter?

Lovely Spring day in Burnley I see.

The quintessential 'gets shown up a bit if he needs to play a major part for an extended period of time but a good backup' and there ain't nowt wrong with that. We've got much bigger fish to fry before we need him out of our squad (unless a ridiculous FFP-boosting offer comes along, maybe from a promoted club or something).

What are you on about? Think about the 20 a season premium we can command!!!

That's more like it.

What the fuck is that font they use on their scoreboard?

Is he getting a chance at redemption?

After I specifically shouted out how the man never misses just last week.. Bloody hell, Alex.

AG is absolutely absurd. I'd love to see our team and individual records for pens won in a season.

Bet Isak is fuming inside about Callum taking that chance.

I'm only liking because I'll never not love that reference. But I still think we'd be fuming if that was any of our players than Longstaff.

What a half. Storm weathered nice and early before the pumping began and my river has lasted the entire half without a single blip.

Hopefully their good form doesn't come to haunt us.

Holy shit that was wonderful work.

Have we got a history with Taylor or is he generally this dogshit? I can never keep up with this country's esteemed officials.

Let the floodgates open! Pick these off when they pile forward.

Nice to see the refs have continued where they left off in deciding Wilson is physically incapable of being fouled under circumstance.

I don't know how we get away with that.

I'm taking you down with me.

My river has the line up in a 442 and so it shall be or Eddie's in deep trouble.

Not to jinx myself but I'm watching the teams head out 3 minutes before 3pm.. Have I found a river that isn't going to be 5 minutes behind from the off!?