wormy

How childish

Every club has ifs and buts, no point dwelling on them. It might not be entirely in our hands still but to even have the chance we do of being in Europe next season is insane considering the season that has just come to a close.

Okay what clubs am I allowed to dislike please?

Can we please toss ourselves silly over him for just 24 hours at least before the Pardewesque sellathon conversations recommence?

Can't wait until he's ready for meaningful minutes. Looks promising.

Growing kind of fond of this guy.

I love this fucker. MOTM today for me.

Great way to see out the season. So fucking proud of this entire team.

Don't bother refreshing. Just walk away telling yourself that.

I swear I constantly see Brentford as an inoffensive club until we play them and remember I'm team Disco. Rotten cunts.

I don't like the ominous feeling I get from Trips coming on now.

BALL DON'T FUCKING LIE.

Really is amazing the way we love to score in bursts and it's wonderful watching the way it knocks the stuffing out of opponents. What was the Toney hate about? My TV went to buggery for a spell again and I could do with boosting my existing distaste toward him.

Tallies up that I've only gotten rivers to work when they're attacking to the extent that I don't even get to see the goal. How in the fuck isn't a slate of 4pm Sunday kick offs on the final weekend of the season not all available legally ffs.

Who needs originality when you can have the same soulless drone from every corner of the country? Anyone else's rivers buffering to shit before it even reaches kick off or is it my Internet?

Looks like McKenna's going to be linked with half the Premier League by the end of the summer.

That's one of the worst because the talk is still about him leaving but that he's clinging to the frame of the door with all his being while we try to shove him through it. Still feels like we're just kicking a really smiley puppy.

Here I was hoping for a thread bump because he might start tomorrow. I just want one player thread that isn't talking about them leaving.

You just know these fuckers are going to perform like they're already on the beach come tomorrow and I'm going to finally hold a grudge against Brighton.

That chart is abhorrent.

The Ramsdale move doesn't make sense to me if we're paying £15m+. He'll surely want to be a guaranteed starter, as will Pope. And I don't see how Ramsdale is so much better that it's worth that risk of upsetting squad harmony. Then again, I could've provably posted this word for word about Pope two years ago so what do I know.. All I keep thinking is if we're assigning money to a 'keeper it has to be someone that is either clearly a No 2 or upgrade on Pope. But that narrows down the suitable options and I guess we have to do something. Because we're fucked if we have to rely on Dubs again to any extent.

Time to make a double swoop for Tickle and Cox.

Or we just think he's an insufferable cunt. Don't think many on here ever begrudge how much of an outrageously good manager he is. Both things can be true.

So what's the deal with Slot? Is he suitably cuntish for Liverpool already or do they need to train him up a bit?