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There it is. Set piece goal. Clear 4. Let's get some celebratory subs on just to take the piss.

How are we only three up?

I volunteer to get him off whenever he wishes.

Fuck off for ten more minutes pls ty x

Was that a 'you laughed at us' chant? Is that really needed anymore? Our last relegation isn't far off a decade now.

How haven't we scored from a corner? Spurs are absolute wank defending them.

Is Anderson ever going to score for us? Poor lad has deserved it so many times.

Hahaha yes yes card that little wanker

Smart to give that prick a yellow before he loses his head and breaks one our players legs.

I'm guessing Micky just didn't want to use his BLISTERING PACE?

!? WTF!

Jesus Christ what did we do to deserve being tortured by this bellend on his own for half time?

I've been fighting the urge ever since we went one up.

Perfect excuse for him to then throw a bit of dissent at the ref, get his second yellow and reduce his ban by one game.

Fuuck that third needs to come.

They're proper rattled. Let's get a third before half time.

They've been chatting absolute shit for the most part on comms but nice that the Unsilence the Crowd initiative is getting considerable coverage.

Ange on the phone to Usain at half time.

HARHARHAR!!!

Usain Bolt would've gotten to it.

YOU SEXY FUCKING PAIR

Wait! Whey!

This dumb cunt is absolutely bottling this game. Guaranteed.

Fuck off Maddison you little wanker.

Hey guys did you know Micky van de Ven is fast!?