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It would make sense considering no matter how many times he gets fucked over he's survived. Terrified of the lad not getting a full rest for a second summer in a row.

So many lows at some of the worst possible times randomly scattered through an otherwise quality season. Infuriating.

Well it wouldn't have summed the night up if Dubs didn't fall to the ground in super slow mo to truly seal it. Night all.

Out of here with your reasoned takes. Hyperbole only.

As soon as commentary started talking like Barnes was being prepped to replace AG I knew they'd be wrong. Mind blown at it was Longstaff though.

Their wonderkid Diallo smashing it in between a sea of players from outside the box and we get Longstaff pumping a one on one straight at Onana.

I still don't understand how that fucking hill heading off the pitch is allowed. How is that not considered dangerous?

Ah fuck right off.

Oh we're stopping for non-head injuries again? Cool cool cool.

Amazing. What a joke of a goal.

Christ alive how many times have we been absolutely done by that ball over the top?

Saw someone post the 'pundit' lineup and decided Emmerdale will do. See you at 8, folks!

Jesus that bench is pure fucking sex compared to what we've seen most of this season.

Matt and Nick strut out to the technical area and give Eddie the EVP Trigger before taking over and subbing Isak off for Jungle Boy, Isak getting a Rainmaker on his way off for good measure. I'd put my house on it. If I had a house.

Surprised he doesn't make use of those razor sharp shoulder blades more often in when he's tussling for the ball.

Nah this news is all too positive. I'm going to end this night heartbroken in some way, aren't I?

How dare you doubt our Lord and Saviour Eddie Howe?

Loosely related but it's also why I see no point in getting hung up over 'if only' thoughts that I've seen popping up more and more now we've given ourselves a hail Mary chance of 5th. Every other team will have had moments they can point to as well that would've meant they were in the mixer higher in the table than they are. If we had less injuries or more consistent away form, who's to say x club wouldn't have had less injuries too or y club wouldn't have also been more consistent and cohesive also? I'm just delighted we've continued putting up that fight, and pray to God we continue that tonight.

Of course Chelsea get a £5m windfall thanks to Real Madrid reaching the CL final without a player that retired 7 months ago.

There's too much hope in the air. It makes me terrified of what's the come.

If its now between us and Man U then the obvious solution is to make tomorrow night a Tosin on a pole match.

If Beth is Crumpy they've learnt to reign it in pretty well tbh.

Fair enough. I understood it as not being allowed to talk until they're in the final month of their contract and assumed the standard contract went to 30th June.

Not being naive to the fact these conversations are obviously going on all the time behind the scenes. But all the reports seem pretty brazen about our consistent contact with him considering I thought we weren't officially allowed to talk to him until next month, were we? Or am I wrong in my understanding of the rules?

I probably sound mad and maybe I'd think otherwise if I had the chance but I'm not sure I'd even take such an offer. I imagine I'd feel really unsatisfied if we won and I had to pretend like I wasn't happy while watching the away section go bonkers.