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Granted I was already half-cut by the time I was sitting down in front of the TV for kick off but I don't remember having ever heard the name James Huntley. Our benches really were a joke for way too long for us to have finished 7th.

Holy shit. Thought I'd see how far his two seasons have taken him in our all-time top scorers and it really hit home just what we have on our hands. 35 goals in 67 games. What a man.

Part of me wants it for the hilarity but another part would be terrified of the force he could make them. I'll live without the hilarity I think.

I've noticed that near enough every club video involving the community he's inevitably front and centre. Always so bloody sweet with kids, too. Clearly takes the idea of being a role model seriously. I bloody love him and I don't think I'll ever get over the shift in my opinion from before he was ours.

I bloody hope so, Rod. I sure bloody hope so. Not to get my hopes up, but seeing the last two and a half years, so many players that couldn't contribute this season that should be back for next season and another transfer window to strengthen the squad even further? Can't wait. I came in to this season being happy if we put up a fight to stay in the top 6 without knowing the absences we'd face. We still did that and then some. Next season with either Conference League to allow for more rotation or no Europe at all (hopefully not but I'll just look at the tiny silver lining of midweek breaks) could allow this lot to really push on.

They currently get the only Conference League place that went to the league due to the League Cup winners already having Europe. Man U losing the FA Cup gives Chelsea the Europa League place from that, bumping that only Conference League place down one spot to us.

How childish

Every club has ifs and buts, no point dwelling on them. It might not be entirely in our hands still but to even have the chance we do of being in Europe next season is insane considering the season that has just come to a close.

Okay what clubs am I allowed to dislike please?

Can we please toss ourselves silly over him for just 24 hours at least before the Pardewesque sellathon conversations recommence?

Can't wait until he's ready for meaningful minutes. Looks promising.

Growing kind of fond of this guy.

I love this fucker. MOTM today for me.

Great way to see out the season. So fucking proud of this entire team.

Don't bother refreshing. Just walk away telling yourself that.

I swear I constantly see Brentford as an inoffensive club until we play them and remember I'm team Disco. Rotten cunts.

I don't like the ominous feeling I get from Trips coming on now.

BALL DON'T FUCKING LIE.

Really is amazing the way we love to score in bursts and it's wonderful watching the way it knocks the stuffing out of opponents. What was the Toney hate about? My TV went to buggery for a spell again and I could do with boosting my existing distaste toward him.

Tallies up that I've only gotten rivers to work when they're attacking to the extent that I don't even get to see the goal. How in the fuck isn't a slate of 4pm Sunday kick offs on the final weekend of the season not all available legally ffs.

Who needs originality when you can have the same soulless drone from every corner of the country? Anyone else's rivers buffering to shit before it even reaches kick off or is it my Internet?

Looks like McKenna's going to be linked with half the Premier League by the end of the summer.

That's one of the worst because the talk is still about him leaving but that he's clinging to the frame of the door with all his being while we try to shove him through it. Still feels like we're just kicking a really smiley puppy.

Here I was hoping for a thread bump because he might start tomorrow. I just want one player thread that isn't talking about them leaving.