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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/13/kirstygallacher-charged-drink-driving-offence/ I'd let her off the hook if she did the breathalyser on me wotsit. Amirite, lads?

It's okay, though. He's not that type of player.

Dunce moment.

s*** - forgot about that. Still won't make the bench next weekv Did I miss something? He's not in the 25 man squad which can't be amended until January now, is he not?

A whopping 40 points. Over to you, jdckelly.

I just endured the worst hour and a half of my life. Stuck a £1 BTTS 25 fold on this morning. Just after half time in the Man Utd match i was ten successful games in and looking at the cash out option. Accidentally hit and it returned £27. I even went on live chat to get them to reverse it but they said once cashed no hope, fair enough. Just watched another five matches come in before finally a 0-1 result came in. Happy I didn't throw £383,000 away on a finger spasm but equally pissed that I probably could've cashed for over a hundred by the time those first fifteen matches had come in. If I had the balls to purposely cash.

All worth it in the end.

This is a weird comment. Suggesting he only has a go at foreign lads. I think it's fair. A lot easier to have a go at lads who aren't his mates Yep. Is it fair when there's no indication that this is the case other than opinion?

Wake up man. You wake up. Look at Ali's reaction BEFORE Shelvey gets there. He's down holding his head and throwing it back as though he's been stamped on, only then does Shelvey put his foot there which is when Ali repeated his antics. Shelvey was getting sent off before he put his foot there because referee's protect big name players. Ali should also have a ban for play acting. Jesus fucking Christ, man. How do you link standard play acting to Shelvey's stamp? Alli's theatrics pre-stamp means nothing to the fact that the twat stamped on him. How you can play the ifs and buts game on this is unreal.

Just got Betfred to do a pick your punt of Lukaku, Pogba and Hernandez to score and Noble and Valencia to be carded at 300/1. It's happening.

Genuinely don't care if Rafa sells him right now. Kneejerk? Maybe. But we don't need such risky characters in the first eleven this year of all years.

He needs to go the way of M'Bwia

You may not have heard but we've only got one sub left.

That bench.

I waivered Mahrez! Forgot about that. Big fan of that.

to a lot of what's already been said. It's not what he's said specifically; it's the fact he feels the need to come out and spout it. For such a recluse that wants to take a step back from the footballing operation, he still seems to want to stick his big fat face into it a whole lot. How you can have watched the last ten years and go 'fuck it, at least we've got Rafa' is beyond me. Because with the way they're operating we won't have him much longer. Never understood the idea that we're not supposed to want a stable, cohesive football club to support just because it was worse a few decades ago. The fleeting moments of hope and joy this club has given under the likes of Keegan and Robson surely makes this amateur hour even more infuriating when you know what it is capable of?

Righto.

Fucking sick of this shit. Sat watching the first match of the season with an Arsenal, Everton and Colchester United fan. Every single one of them managed to bait me tonight. We've not even played our first match of the season and football can fuck off.

I don't get it. What are we enjoying right now? Should we be grateful that one of the most fervently supported teams in the UK and literally one of the world's biggest money making clubs is back in the Premier League? When I see us actually match the ambition of the world class manager who I could see leaving any minute like Keegan, then I'll be happy. Or, ten years down the line are we still supposed to be waiting for the next transfer window because that's the true test?

Just logged on to find out this piece of shit has chucked Blind out of my starting 4-4-2 to make a 3-5-2 with the injured Antonio for game week 1. Why in God's name would I purposely do that? This game can fuck off. Total Club Manager 2014 levels of amateur. Cunts.

That's exactly why everyone is upset. :lol:

There's absolutely no context as to why that should be funny but it is.

I didn't even reach whatever these jokes were. That was fucking AIDS.

How do they manage to fuck these things in some form or another so regularly? Never on time, call it wrong, drunk Rod Stewart.. Wait, that last one improves things.

Apparently they announced Palace away at Ipswich when it's Ipswich away at Palace?