wormy

Feels good, man. Whack it on Canterbury Bulldogs -8. FUCK YOU, ASH. FUCK YOU.

Not really. Tigers are missing a few players as well. It's a bit of a stupid bet. Better off going for an Eels handicap against the Rabbitohs as this is their best chance to beat them. Bulldogs is the safe bet though. Oops. Aus rugby team names are amazing.

The more I think about it, the more it absolutely mystifies me that one positive decision of sacking Pardew gets completely overlooked in favour of going out and making a catalogue of fuck ups based around your lack of confidence in him pulling the team back up the league. It astounds me that this was seen as the logical process in sorting our problems.

Reckon Tigers is a good shout on the handicap then? Might do a double too. Might as well transfer my knowledge of English rugby to Aus. Which equates to zilch.

£15 on each. Including the silly £5 on a world record scoreline I got £104 from £35. Tell me more, Ash. TELL ME MORE.

Feels good, man.

Not long...already texted her the score. Amazing.

How long do you reckon you'll hide the score from her then?

They'll probably start proposing the runners up of the more 'prestigious' competitions take their place or some shit.

They earned their place there. It's not like it's a qualifier where there's multiple teams just padding it out. Stupid question.

Great moment.

Did he just use 'uber'?

Excellent night's work.

Lovely strike.

Holy shit that linesman's angry.

I'm just waiting for Uruguay to fuck my bets later, not prepared to throw more money on tonight.

They're scoring at a fair rate for both of those remaining bets. Good luck.

Answer appreciated really. Always forget Australia switched.

Saw he'd posted it, went to copy, realised the match had kicked off.

Initially quoted this on his brace but deleted as I felt bad jinxing you. Fantastic shout.

They won the World cup mate. Cheers. Australia complete in Asian competitions now instead. New Zealand had a shocker and got knocked out by New Caledonia Was only asking, man. Why take the piss?

Anyone care to explain how Tahiti even got here, like? Did New Zealand and Australia just not give a shit or what?

They're making up for the lack of every 3 minute goals.

Torres.

Bookies are fucking pissing themselves tonight.