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A little -1 handicap 4 fold on Chelsea/Barca/PSG/Dortmund. Also got a Man City -1/Spurs double going. I feel dirty doing it, but 4/5 for -1? Come on.

Main hope for the day is a Man Utd/Wigan double. Start of the season or not, Man Utd over evens? Gotta be done. Coral offering 4/1 on Van Persie/Walcott anytime double. Might jump on that before kick off.

Got two of those lying somewhere. Used to be free though. Yeah. You'd get them in every Sports Direct purchase, too. You'd get a box three times the size of the trainers you purchased just to fit that and a catalogue in. The catalogue they'd charge you 50p for in-store.

http://s8.postimg.org/k461qjt91/mug.png How long's this shit been going on, then?

Funniest fucking womblemaster thread yet.

Sorry mate. He's signed for West Ham now.

Nah. If we were with Adidas I reckon we'd get the Stoke template. Don't think they'd be stupid enough to give us the mackems one if we were both under them. Seriously infuriated at how unoriginal Adidas are. Other manufacturers may make atrocities but at least they're trying something.

Can buy that shirt for £10 off the Aberdeen website - https://shop.afc.co.uk/product/3700/112-0101-X19795-S Ridiculous. Are Adidas genuinely the laziest kit manufacturer today?

My 2nd favourite British fighter ever. Where was he, dude? Youth Hosteling in the Norfolk area.

Still remember the story about Gary Croft in our local paper doing that for Ipswich Town years ago. Was for slightly less than rape though, iirc.

Amateurs.

Those names alone have got me interested.

I can't see it happening but it is very tempting.

Hot fuck. Anzhi are a joke. You've got to say fair play to QPR for pulling that one out of the bag.

Speechless. How have they not gagged the fucking cunt yet?

Irritating, that.

Even if they wanted to keep the prominence of the blue Wonga logo, would changing Puma's logo to blue along with the piping have been so bad?

Thought I'd stick a £5 double on Brazil/Uruguay.

Nah. I can't get over those fucking blue lines.

FootbalIFirst

Poyet isn't head coach, he's manager. Surely his appeal will be more compensation-aimed, anyway? Not like he's going to waltz back in after and work for them.

So they'd have got 101,000 back, is that right? What an absolute muppet. I hope it's this cunt: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3605879/Dead-cert-punters-23-winners-on-the-trot.html

Does anyone ever actively want to stay in sunderland for more than about 2 years?

I wish when NUFC fans get sickened by that those idiots would realise it's not out of bitterness or jealousy. It's purely that it's some of the most disgusting attempts at humour ever known to man. To the point that it's actually offensive.

Feels good, man. Whack it on Canterbury Bulldogs -8. FUCK YOU, ASH. FUCK YOU. Blame Froggy. Hope you backed over points tonight. What a dick.