wormy

22:57 at Turf Paradise. £3 on Scalpers Dream @ 8/1. No brainer tbh.

I've already got a table reserved for just the two of us.

It's just taken the £25 free bet and I've got £55 profit that's officially mine to do whatever I want with. A free £55.

Nah. Just a bastard email address. Might as well wait the week it'd probably take for them to finally reply and just see what appears in my account.

So, I'm lost. Bluesq has now become a part of Betfair. With that, I was given a £25 free bet, stuck on Malaga/Dortmund draw/Madrid win (only stuck Madrid in as it didn't let me place the free £25 on a single for some reason). When I try and look at some form of terms of conditions for the free bet (do you have to play through it however many times etc), it just tells me it falls under the general site terms and conditions. I sift through it to no avail, can't find any information on freebet terms and conditions.

Sword fight? Jonas looks well into it. Wouldn't play gay chicken with him.

Poster 1: Go and piss up a rope, fuck stick! Poster 2: 85 people were killed in Bologna by our bright new manager's "friends", you shithead,. Poster 3: Fuck you. Without fail. Every time.

It would be interesting to see if anyone who has gone down in previous seasons had managed to stay out of the bottom three this long. A quick look through statto says Blackpool managed to hold off until 16/04 before slipping into the bottom 3 in 11-12. (33 games played) EDIT: Let's add the mackems in 96-97 who staved off until 12/04 on matchday 34. Wimbledon witheld until the 36th match of the season 99-00, 30/04 DOUBLE EDIT: I need more productive things to do with my time.

He's dedicated as long as he dislikes the team enough.

Have you got a direct debit which places money on a bet against Bayern whenever they're playing anyone decent? Constantly betting against a team that's having a great season so far. Just don't get the logic. He takes your betting against the trend idea to the extreme.

Lunch.

Not far. Unlucky, TT.

I thought dive straight away, too. Looked like the 'keeper got a clear touch before Sanchez was near it but that replay shows it was the correct deicision.

If it stays like this I'll have a whole 50p from an 18p bet on Barca/Bayern. Yes, yes, wormy makes small bets ha ha. Waiting on another new bank card to be sent out so can't deposit shit into my accounts. Found 10p in my bwin account. Let's see where it takes me.

Christ.

So you put a bet on for your missus?

If I was a linesman I'd be tempted to just let that slide for shits and giggles after the way Barca turned into little bitches for those 3 minutes. But then, that's why I'm not a linesman.

Great reaction from Valdes.

This fucking 'punditry' team. It's only ever entertaining because Keane looks like he wants to nut each and every one of them.

It's insane. I thought he was feigning to distract opponents and allow a sneaky goal or something. Nope. Just a fucked up free kick.

Feel it's harsh to bring Redknapp into the blame game when it comes to Portsmouth, as much as I do hate the twat. If a manager gives the 'money man' his wishlist of players, and they go out and are willing to foot the bill, then the manager isn't suddenly going to say 'hold on, this isn't going to cripple the club, is it?'. They're going to have faith that there's a reason the owner's allowing it. The twitchy cunt.

Are you the guy who said we should appoint gazza? Didn't say we should appoint Gazza. I said I would take Gazza ahead of Pardew and believe me I'd take anyone ahead of Pardew. You'd have to be a complete baffoon not to be able to do better than Pardew with this squad of players. Do you work for the press by any chance? You seem quite good at twisting quotes to suit yourself. You said you would 'quite happily appoint gazza'. Which makes it difficult to take anything you ever say again seriously. Twisting quotes again. You've missed out the word 'if'. Must be The Sun or Mirror you're with. How does the word 'if' make what you are saying ant less mental? ant less mental???????????????????? Typo. So, gazza. You would happily appoint him 'if' pards was sacked. Is this what you're saying? I think he's generalising anyone decent would be better, using Gazza to make his point was rather erm......daft. I just wanted him to confirm it for the whole board to see. Him? Why do you assume me to be a male Mr. ElliottMAN. Shut the fuck up :lol:

Love the fact that he feels his words needed to be 'twisted' to be laughed at.

Gazza ffs. If it's a wind up it's a good one, because I genuinely believe he believes.