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cos looks are all that matter ? Rhetorical?

Unless the offspring has ravaged her body beyond repair, I'd go his ex every day of the week tbh.

The amount of times that cunts being used right now.

Suarez's was better anywho.

The media are wanking over it at every opportunity too which doesn't help matters. 'Fucktards' certainly wasn't exclusive to bindippers.

The sad thing is it will get voted as one of the goals of the season just for the wankfest of the fucktards.

Smiled and nodded at delighted fans.

Fucking hilarious. That was amazing. Glad City Milan won it just for the ott celebrations of every East End penalty like they'd won it. Don't care how old they are. Little shits.

Tbf to FHM, is it not a readers' vote? So if anything it's just a sad indictment on the tastes of FHM's reading population.

Howay! That's pretty much all bets down the drain. Need an England comeback and Germany and France to emerge victorious. Or Holland/Germany to break out with over 2.5 goals in the final 15 minutes. Depressingly, the best bet is BTTS Holland/Germany to return me not even all of my staked money tonight.

Howay!

Chile's goal leaves me to continue praying for Germany and Holland to score.

Howay! Hadn't noticed that at all. Feel like you're going to blame me if it doesn't come off now. Good shout on the Luxembourg goal, colin. Put any money on it?

Starting to get angry with the lack of goals now tbh. It's friendlies ffs. throw some fucking caution to the wind you cunts.

Ugh. What a tease. Got Zlatan FGS/2-2 at 70/1.

My over 2.5 and BTTS bets are looking tasty with all this goal action.

I put £5 on this on Skybet, only 20/1. Even without the 'enhancement', it was around 23/1.

Good work. Got them in a three fold with Panama/Spain and Holland/Germany to go over 2.5. Good luck, We'll concede one anyway no doubt. Didn't word that well. I've got Scotland to win, they're not an over 2.5 jobby!

Good work. Got them in a three fold with Panama/Spain and Holland/Germany to go over 2.5.

Do it.

Blue Square Bet's 28/1 on England/Germany/France tempted me too much. £10 down the drain.

Should be good.

FFS. Got way too excited. Thought Inter had managed a magnificent comeback. Go and check, PSG managed to bottle it for the draw as I'd hoped, but Inter managed nothing but a consolation goal.