wormy

Fucking hell. I really am starting to believe too much. This isn't what being a Newcastle fan is like.

That's clearly an old one, couldn't be fucked to make a new one. Carroll and Gervinho ffs.

:lol:

Man. He needs to stay here until 2018, 36 years old for a testamonial. Quite sad that I'm looking that far ahead and praying for it to happen.

I think that you over-estimate how exciting these kind of 'shock' announcements can be, mate.

I reckon it's something to do with Krul's injury.

That's way too tempting.

Don't hold your breath for that. You need to lighten up. He's just a realist. It's happened one time before in 5 years. IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. Smell the dogshit, man. Live in the real world.

Ashley apologist.

Fuck you, buddy! Did you not see I actually had a nice little run a couple of weeks back!?

Well, no chance now. Would've been happier with £20 for that double than the £5 for my Lisbon/Madrid double!

Absolutely. The "impartial" commentary on ITV certainly reflects this assumption. For me, it really is a laughable suggestion that everyone wants the likes of Chelsea/Man U/City/Arsenal to win the CL/Europa League. Fuck them. Do they claim to be impartial? I'd always expect them to favour the side from this country. Can live with favouring the English team in Europe. Completely different when you can tell they want a particular team to win a domestic match, though. Boils my piss.

Nice little comeback, that.

What a header.

What the fuck was that cat/mouse analogy in Lisbon/Bilbao? These commentators are doing my fucking head in, talking absolute shite.

Fucking commentators got my hopes up. Heard them say something about Llorente in the build up to the goal. Cunts.

Love the agitated little blondie in the crowd.

Wake up, man. It's not about points. If that's what you measure success by then it just confirms you're all deluded mag kernts.

You can't base Yohan's own ambitions on stuff like that. We've had signings in the past say in interviews that an international team-mate recommended Newcastle, haven't we? Doesn't mean they'd be ready to join us if given the cahnce. Obviously if we had ambitions and a chance of getting Hazard ourselves I'd be fucking pissed at quotes like that.

What a 'tard.

If Keegan really loved the club he would've staged a revolution. He had the resources to force an uprising that would've won us the title that year. Fuck him. Mike Ashley is God.

So someone points out just how many points are between these league positions both clubs are in: 'The gulf as a whole bucknut' (bucknut? Just swear you stupid fucking tosser ) What is the 'whole' gulf? 'Cause I'm sure it'd be all about the points if it was the other way around. Oh and another fantastic response to a reasoned argument: Fuck Off 1992 Skyboy. (Yes, it really does become that much more cutting when capitalising each word )

Fuck that. Hand him an olive branch and he'll piss on it and shove it up our arses. Keep the fucker on his toes.

Too true. Guthers hands down every time.