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Could he not just got a deep, croaky voice?

http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/premiership-clubs/newcastle/1998-99-newcastle-gk-shirt-l-70509.html This one for me, like! Would be really tempted to grab it for five a side if it wasn't £35.

Makes it sound like the fuckers are going to be on every corner, waiting to tie up, gag every fucker they get their hands on and throw them into the back of a van.

man, I knew he couldn't resist the dig at me not being from the toon. Ah well, when he makes the away trip to Ipswich next season he's more than welcome to floss my gums or whatever. Bless him, gonna be knacked for work today, never a good example to set as the boss.

Which means the police will just not bother protecting the fans?

Being a dorty southerner and all, im confused. Because youve changed your seating allocation for away fans, fans will lose police protection on one of the biggest derby days in English football?

Tempting, aye. Haven't had names, numbers and PL badges since I was 10, though. And it's XL, don't think I could pull that off. Oh, and 50 notes is the starting bid, not Buy Now.

Can't help it. These types are always the fucking funniest. :lol:

Haven't looked elsewhere but yeah, the grandad collar is rare on EBay from what I've seen. Peeked earlier during this conversation and there's a small on there Buy it Now £26. Also XL Ginola/Shearer name and numbered ones going for fifty fucking notes. Not including £6 postage.

Can just imagine the cunt lurking the forums rubbing his hands in glee at comments like this, job done. He's such a prick.

Greasy-dicked. :lol:

Loved your reply after he'd admitted it. Caught it just before the edit.

Didn't he pretty much have it spot on with last week's?

Fuck off with this shit, Beren. :lol: Dick. I even started reading it with that expectation, but was so fucking convinced as I read through it.

It's the equivalent of getting a Cheryl Cole impersonator to switch on your village's Christmas lights but fuck it, someone's got to do it.

Aye. Redknapp was talking about teams up the top, too, in his post-match twitcherview on Monday, literally listed the other 5 sides in the top 7, and didn't mention the team they'd just leapfrogged. You know it was on purpose, too, as he clearly doesn't like us as a club. Bit off topic but yeah, pissed me off even though I know we shouldn't be classed as one of 'them' just yet.

Ae and David Edgar next to him. Edgar was the one I've recognised first there. Recognised Pattison first meself, can't forget him. Is that Huntington in the middle, too? Curious as to who's next to Carroll, too.

'Newcastle were found out a little last week' pisses me off so much. We weren't found out ffs, Manchester City showed why they're PL favourites against us, who no one will say is one of the top sides, but still performed relatively well against them. It's not that the statement itself is OTT though, along with the false position shit. It's just it always reads so smug and twattish from this dick, who's been waiting all season for this.

Fiorentina and Horsens have begun my Lucky 31 well. Now waiting on Copenhagen also (sorry Rey Rey!), Genoa, and the not-so-hot favourite out of the 5, Cagliari.

Tbf you probabaly could have squeezed into it still Fuck off. Who knows, may have been able to fit it over my head still, probably wouldn't have managed it past the rock hard pecs and rippling abs, though.

Tbf the poor guy is a bit special. He just kind of gave me an look after I went absolutely bonkers at him.

Thank fuck it's Colo and not Smith.

Yes, it would.

Fucking Foluwa. :lol: Brilliant.

Judging by his 'lush and fit' pictures aye Brilliant. Unreal. Surely even he wouldn't be stupid enough to stick an email address on there? Even as a relatively unknown footballer?