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The papers know nowt about our transfers.

Why don’t we swap Everton’s defence for ours if he can work miracles with ours.

We could do with Graham Carr’s assistance.

We need reinforcements ASAP.

He went to China.

Looks like we dodged a bullet. Quick tin hat on.

His belly’s massive. Next.

Trippier and Aaron Ramsey first week. One centre half in week 2. A striker in the last week.

Very tenacious.

Think he'd bring a lot of 'presents' to the team.

Tranquillo Barnetta.

David Mcreery.

Looks like he was left of a midfield three?

Is there a heat map for yesterday’s game?

Aye it was a van of scaffolders calling him worse than shite. The poor fucker doesn’t speak good English so his lass had to interpret what they were saying.

If i see him in the street i'll cuddle him for about 10-15 minutes.

Megging rashford.

Animal.

Arsehole’s.

I think Lewis is injured and so is Fede,Shar isn’t fit enough from what I hear. There’s a lot of games at the minute and he’s trying to rotate a shit squad . Let’s get to January and hopefully bring some players in and see how he does with a half decent team.

Eddie Howe has been here for 5 minutes man and he’s getting criticism all ready off some fans. Give the bloke a chance man.

Sounds to me like he wishes Bruce was still here.

Sounds like a Mackem WUM.

He’s took on a mammoth task. Even unai Emery wanted nowt to do with the job.

Why did he look like the mummy when he came on?