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Jesus, its goodnight from us lol.

Imagine being the best coach in the Premier League and picking Ryan Taylor.

See we are just as shit as usual despite this being a cup final.

What a fucking bell end. More humiliation, just when you think we can't be more of a laughing stock up pops Jackanory Carver.

More Shameful bollocks from the PR department of a club that is so far out of touch with its fans it's amusing. Your Captain, Your club... PR driven bollocks.

Bloke has got no stones, just a big gap where they should be.

Fuckwits the lot of them.

I honestly believe that if he stays in charge and somehow manages to get a win,he will see himself as the "man who saved Newcastle from relegation",he will then constantly refer to this and look at himself as a hero who deserves the keys to the city. Will no doubt credit Bobby somewhere along the line.

Silence from the club as per, this tit will take us down. Think they've left it too late to bring someone with any clue in.

Hes probably forgot its a bank holiday as well, probably means Tuesday.

Party time, hope these get another 3.

Should be 4.

Still hasn't changed it?

Licking frantically now.

Couldn't make it up. lol.

He left Taylor on..

Jonas doing a team talk

Basically said that when he was appointed everyone knew he was under qualified to do the job and that the players don't respect him or want to play for him.

That little pig in goal there, the one that crys all the time has more heart than the majority of our players.

Getting tore a new one on NBC.

We can't even stand up properly.

Were minutes made into 100 seconds or something, this is going on for ever.

John Carver must be wondering what has gone wrong..says the commentator, give me a few weeks and I'll make a start.