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Do we have to cut ourselves n stuff? Nice idea btw.

So could we like send 40 kebab pizzas to Ashley?

In from the start and intend to finish this year. Unless I go on holiday and forget about it again.

I know what will take the fans minds off the shit football and no signings...food delivered to their seats. Masterstroke.

Oh yay waiter service in the ground, beats paying players. Wonder if the head waiter is paraded infront of the fans.

GameWeek 2: Fulham 1-2 Arsenal Everton 1-0 West Brom Hull City 2-1 Norwich Newcastle 2-1 West Ham Southampton 1-0 Sunderland Stoke City 1-0 Crystal Palace Aston Villa 1-2 Liverpool Cardiff City 0-3 Man City Tottenham 2-1 Swansea Man Utd 2-1 Chelsea

What a bullshitting twat, does he think nobody was fucking watching?

Fucking shambles, should have been made to play. If someone tried to poach me from my job i wouldn't get the fucking day off because my head "Wasn't right" professional footballers are such precious fuckers like.

We won't do nowt under this gimp, he's clueless.

This club.

Poor show this like.

We're going to get humped.

Ref won the game for Villa tbf.

Going forward they still looked lacking in ideas, mainly potshots from outside the area. Defensively for the goal...what a shambles.

BEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

So many empty pink seats.

Unbelievable.

Berbatov tripped by a stray pot noodle tub.

Sunderland pitch now looking like a back lane in a run down housing estate.

Thought the Fulham Physio was Steve Harper there for a sec.

Sseessenjogonj hauled off and replaced by Dong.

Larsson detestable cunt with a filthy tackle.

Nah can't be, hes not that type of player.

If Sunderland lose this Di Canio will probably demote 8 or 9 of them to the reserves.