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Things not going their way as usual

All them pink seats.

Owned by Pochettino today tbh.

The Wonga thing has broke him, don't think he's interested.

Soft cunt, thought he had been shot by a sniper.

Should have hit it when he had the chance.

Huh?

Urgh

Writing was on the wall like.

Please can we have the ball.

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Didn't Sakho score prior to the Skrtel OG? Was told it was an OG. Think the Sakho one was a James Collins own goal.

Got it spot on today.

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Your kidding me, he thrust his head in Debuchys direction and made minimal contact. Rules of the game are thats a sending off. Doesn't matter how soft it looked. If it was Joey Barton it would be a nine match ban.

Worth adding they had none of their Strikers. More embarrasing if thats possible.

Will Shelvey be banned retrospectively?

Pardews tactics would have scraped a 1-1 if he was managing Liverpool.

Worst subs ever?

Exactly..terrible. Although the world class ref got a few calls wrong. MOTM the headbutter lol.

I'll say it again negative wanker. Obertan what even in the world of fuckups. Clueless.

Shouldn't be on the pitch tbf.