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Fulham 1-0

Di Canios pants get more half mast every time I see him.

Mignolet looks terrible. Looks like hes about to poop himself at any moment.

It's boring as fuck, I get sick of seeing it churned up all the time to dampen expectation.

Gameweek 1 Liverpool 1-0 Stoke City Arsenal 2-1 Aston Villa Norwich 1-1 Everton Sunderland 2-1 Fulham West Brom 1-1 Southampton West Ham 2-0 Cardiff City Swansea 2-2 Man Utd Crystal Palace 0-2 Tottenham Chelsea 2-0 Hull City Man City 2-0 Newcastle Chelsea 2-1 Aston Villa

Sammy looking like a little kid who's lost his mam in the Metro Centre again.

Fucks sake you really aren't allowed to tackle.

Fancy Gouf to get one tonight.

I think this is a little better.

SCORED FROM A CORNER

Shola is a waste of a clean shirt.

Not allowed to tackle

Too many empty seats.

Needs more Cahoonas.

Feels like I am watching highlights from last season here. Fucking boring..

Pardew continuing with the same old shambolic tactics/selections then? Been out but judging by what I've read its same old same old.

We got an option to buy after the loan?

Shame on you Dave

Everyone seems to have switched from worrying we won't sign him to worrying he won't be any good

Ashley is taking money out of the club. Wasn't aware of that like. This been reported somewhere?

Could be really tricky if his budget is a couple of million. Not sticking up for the doddery old git, just saying.

That article implies he already had some credibility.

Being held to ransom by a skint club that stand to lose him for nowt next season, lets see how long they hold out.

That would be horrendous.

Don't let Bimpy catch you saying loose for lose. You called ?. You pounced when I did the loose/lose thing, double f***ing standards. Ah sorry, i happened to be looking at his post in the belief he may have actually meant it as it was You're getting sloppy mate, no witty gif either..tssk.