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Remy been offside a fair few times today.

What the hell are they singing for, surely they should be fucking crying watching this.

Oh look Stoke type long throws, Pullis is fucking one dimensional like.

Get a grip ffs, Krul that was terrible.

Gouff...

Better.

Pack the midfield, hoof it up front...

That's fucking horrible, hoof.

Aye its fucking shameful.

Anita is a very tidy player.

Ooof

The gameplan today is just to hoof to Remy and hope it comes off.

Pass the ball ffs, blowing a fucking gale and we are hoofing it.

That dive

GW17: Liverpool 2-0 Cardiff Crystal Palace 1-2 Newcastle Fulham 0-2 Man City Man Utd 2-0 West Ham Stoke 1-1 Aston Villa Sunderland 1-1 Norwich West Brom 1-0 Hull Southampton 1-0 Tottenham Swansea 1-2 Everton Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea

Not going to happen but shocking tonight.

Ki is suddenly world class? Isn't this the same kid who couldn't make it at Swansea? Mackems deserved the win, Chelsea didn't put it to bed when they should have.

Chelsea have been fucking rubbish tbh.

Hundreds of fans celebrate the goal.

Poyets face

Mackems knackered after 45 mins of runaround.

It is a natural reaction to blame things you do not understand - get the pitchforks and burning torches lads. Intruder on the pitch smashing hawkeye.

Cry me a f***ing river. Hawkeye, Developed in Newcastle by Mags.