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Is that Shola warming up?

Phil Dowd needs one of these : http://www.affordable-facilities.co.uk/sites/affordable-facilities.co.uk/files/imagecache/product_full/women-tape-measure.jpg

Shit decision by the linesman tbf. Twat.

Looks closer to being in from that angle mind.

Good decision linesman tbf.

Cisse signed up to a nee blasties charter

Most Goals Conceded - 66 Newcastle United Highest Goals Conceded Average - 1.89 Newcastle United Fewest Clean Sheets - 5 Aston Villa, Newcastle United, Reading, Wigan Athletic Yea Alan proper bright spark you like.

Can't believe this wankers still here. It will cost us.

Ah mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Did he actually f***ing say that? Heard it on the radio like 15 mins ago I s*** you not. That's fucking infuriating, he has sent us out negatively the whole fucking season.

Thing is this daft cunt would even fuck up the basics.

Impossible, hes not French.

Perch, Taylor and Elliott were full o'fight then were they?

Exactly what a thick mackem texted me saying.

Sorry, I'm just so angry and it was either that or going outside and kicking the s*** out of the bairns rabbit and I took the easy option. Rabbits alreet with a bit of onion.

They wont ever sack him will they?

Nice lad but not a very good keeper sadly.

I still cant believe this thick shit said we were safe..."that's it we are safe now after that result". Fucking clueless dipstick. I'm fucking disgusted we have persevered with him for so long, the writing has been on the wall for long enough.

Got a horrible feeling we are going down, we don't have any gameplan... two crushing home defeats and a clueless manager.

Pardew already made them surrender.

How can anyone defend pardew?

Gutless team selection by a gutless prick.

Honeymoon period.

How much of our crapness is down to Carver and Stone, they are coaches surely they must shoulder some blame?

Bad,bad,bad.