Numbers

"The most important thing was we passed the ball to each other better, and maybe did enough to win the match." How do his media chums not even question him on this kind of shit, hes definately had another game on his phone on skygo.

What? the VAR decision that was 100% accurate?

Anyone who thinks another manager couldn't get better performances/results than this prick are deluded. Sick of seeing all the "Well its Ashleys fault, no investment etc etc." Ready made excuses for this fat turkey to gobble up. There are plenty of managers out there with teams playing well above their means despite terrible backing.

Another example of how thick he is, I'd be amazed if he could hold down even a simple job outside of football.

We got pasted today tbf, Southampton couldnt finish for shit.

The fact we scored 2 goals against the run of play, the fucking turgid performance will be largely forgotten, disgusting. Get this fucking cabbage out of the club.

Boos ring around "Not for the manager Steve Bruce"

Cancel the extra Kebab.

Thats 100% a pen like.

Fuck football.

Bruce would bring him in and play him as a wing back.

Only one team gonna win this and they aren't managed by a foisty cabbage.

We've been Camped in our half since the goal with the odd long ball out to ASM, buckle up for the fun times.

Murphy

Still time to lose this 3-1, we've scored now Brucey will have us sit back for the remainder.

Would be stuffed full of Tateys and drizzled with Baked Beans if it was in your oven.

Making Bruce cry would be fucking wonderful, it's all I've got to look forward to these days.

We should be about 3-0 down.

Pretty sure his words of wisdom there were "fucking liven up"

Yep

The Boos there when Bruce picked the ball up. Delicious

We look absolutely clueless as per usual.

"Bruce knows the quality of his squad better than anyone" I'd argue the tea lady has a better idea.

Fucking hell, we're so lucky old Brucie decided to hang around, imagine he left and we were left with some clueless manager and he lost the first two games due to mismanagement.

I did all that