Dr. TC

I think he is in the top 20 keepers in the world. Name 20 better. It's only that his shoulder is a huge concern now, so we need cover.

You reckon we sold a million shirts today, generously assuming a 50% profit?

Obertan was rapid

Just wanted to say that I got it, even if nobody else did.

Genuinely love a cup of cold beans with a sausage in it. Alan doesn't know what he's missing.

Yes, this is the way. We're transition planning and I love it.

My man of the match today, despite how well Bruno and Isak played. So classy at both ends of the pitch.

Unless Man Utd win the FA cup

Anderson

Nope. Subacute combined degeneration of the cord. Not necessarily reversible. Don't do drugs kids.

Same hair colour. Same height. Like twins.

Fyp. Spurs and man u are collapsing.

Yeah, I have little sympathy for Everton, but punishing Leicester for having the temerity to try and compete with their 'betters' just sums up everything that is wrong with the system.

Very harsh, especially the first yellow

I'd be really disappointed if we only doubled it, without at least a favourable buy back. Not every £8m punt is going to fly like this.

Except Kluivert. He made that notable slip where he said he much preferred playing with Bellamy because Shearer was too selfish.

The pressing and winning the ball back in the ajax game is what makes it for me. Howe will love him as long as he can keep up that intensity. He looks like miggy with more range.

He does look absolutely class like. Great little passes and decision making. Was this every touch or did he make any errors at all?

Oh, I wasn't saying we deserved to be higher, I was just saying we weren't similar.

We have scored almost 50% more goals than man u (65 vs 45). They are insanely lucky to be where they are in the table.

Turns out not

This is what I thought I was travelling to the final to see ?? Anyway, glad there's a reaction

Bruno's long range shooting is generally crap man ?

Hot takes like this are mad. He's a great player and if he wanted to play for us I'd be delighted to have him. If he said he wouldn't play for us because we're Newcastle then fuck him, but otherwise all is forgiven.

Tino went over on his ankle. Might have been nothing but sore. Might be weeks to months. We'll see. Almiron's knee went off the ball without anyone else involved. Didn't look good.