Dr. TC

Yep, I was 100% wrong. Eddie knows.

I also think he looks worse than what we have, based purely on watching him against us and never in any other context.

I'm not sure what counts as a chance on this metric though. He put in three delicious crosses early on but we didn't capitalise. Did these count as chances, or does it need to be a more clear cut through ball?

I really really want to keep a clean sheet for once

We won't need a fullback for a decade

Yeah, there is no chance

Do you think Mad Dog will dare defy Eddie's decree and bring Osula on?

Yeah. Why did he look so annoyed to be subbed off? Surely he knows he's done his job and it's because we need him not to get suspended?

Yeah. The assist is better with every repeat.

Isak in not shit shocker

Mateta and Eze off. They're throwing in the towel

I think you mean blowing away...

Get Joelinton off as a priority. No more yellows.

He knows he has nobody else to blame. He's had the service. But he's getting chances in the right places and it will come.

Justice. My God what a terrible penalty.

Wtf are VAR doing. Pope clearly gets ball first. The ref sees this on the monitor but still gives the pen. It's total bullshit.

The way Murphy points at Tonali as the celebration. Anything you can do I can do better. Brilliant.

Steve Mclaren with Fergie, but in a different way.

The thing is he's always been like that. He never offered anything to Chelsea or England except goals. It was the similarity to Lampard in that regard that led to the delusion he was actually a good footballer.

Fantastic wasn't he. Especially from Enzo at the end.

Yeah, absolute dick move. An awful feeling until I got the archive.

Hall will make it if he carries on like this, but at the moment his contribution is well below Bernard and Enrique for me.

I immediately thought of exactly this. He obviously definitely meant it as well.

Targett too

Yeah, I know, but a few games at a 4.5k attendance stadium quickly dilutes the average