Dr. TC

I think you underrate us. There is absolutely no way I would swap our squad for Man U or Villa's. Chelsea I agree look strong on paper, and I think we'll be fighting them for fourth.

We'll be amazing on Fifa

I think this would be quite an exciting signing as backup across the front three. He is only twenty after all, and very experienced for that. But I agree, he wouldn't be the marquee RW.

8.5 for Isak is a total steal

And a big fan of our Anthony

Bayern are after him as well apparently. I agree he'd be good but I think we have little chance.

I agree with those saying Onana and Joelinton play similar roles, and although I rate Onana I know who I'd rather have.

I think we'll be just fine...

This is absolutely brilliant. They're really going about this whole thing fantastically.

I know

Does chinning someone mean attacking them with your chin then? When I was at school I always wondered what it meant but was too scared to ask. I guessed it meant hitting them on the chin but it looks like I got it wrong.

I think he is in the top 20 keepers in the world. Name 20 better. It's only that his shoulder is a huge concern now, so we need cover.

You reckon we sold a million shirts today, generously assuming a 50% profit?

Obertan was rapid

Just wanted to say that I got it, even if nobody else did.

Genuinely love a cup of cold beans with a sausage in it. Alan doesn't know what he's missing.

Yes, this is the way. We're transition planning and I love it.

My man of the match today, despite how well Bruno and Isak played. So classy at both ends of the pitch.

Unless Man Utd win the FA cup

Anderson

Nope. Subacute combined degeneration of the cord. Not necessarily reversible. Don't do drugs kids.

Same hair colour. Same height. Like twins.

Fyp. Spurs and man u are collapsing.

Yeah, I have little sympathy for Everton, but punishing Leicester for having the temerity to try and compete with their 'betters' just sums up everything that is wrong with the system.

Very harsh, especially the first yellow