Dr. TC

Very glad that Perchinho is starting again.

Wenger is ultra pissed

Get the fucking fuck in!

Bollocks. Replay clear that not offside

was he back on the bench??? i thought he was out cold and taken to the ambulance He was, then he woke up and decided he'd rather be back watching the game. There's now a big ambulance-sized crater in the ground outside SJP. That's impressive, given that the game was at Stamford bridge

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Robert's double against Spurs is the only thing on remotely the same level that I can remember.

No. Impossible Honestly, just wait to see it. It's worth it. Even the BBC aren't bothering to try. No description, nothing except: GOALChelsea 0-2 Newcastle (Papiss Demba Cisse, 90+ mins)

I literally can't stop laughing. Amazing.

No. Impossible

Absolutely ridiculous goal. Unbelievable. I've run out of words.

Nice Cisse

It will be as many as Chelsea need to score Twice

Skirge you mug, ruined it.

I want Si to post, then someone with the normal Oldtype to post, then me, then someone with just his nose.

I reckon this is a perfect shout. Give them some pace to worry about on the break. As long as it's not for Hatem.

Close. Great move.

Great work Ben Arfa there

Shola great slide on Torres

I really thought that the cunt would give that

:D

Perch again. Definite MOTM so far.

BBC is so shit: 2105: SUBSTITUTION Cheik Tiote is still down, and still getting treatment. It looks like he is going to be stretchered off, and in a neck brace too, so this is worse than first though. When he does come off, Steven Taylor will replace him for Newcastle.

No doubt Tiote will get a retrospective 18 match ban for that.

Do you think pards has told Cheik to hit them from 50 yards at every opportunity? It's getting mental