Dr. TC

WHERE THE f*** IS CHEZGIVEN WHEN WE NEED HIM!!!! He's working for translate.google.com

Their thread on this: http://www.allezlelosc.fr/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=91776&sid=a0422ad997594c02cc8be3375cbf0476

Amongst the other stat highlights in that article: The sharpest individual shooter was Samir Nasri, who hit the target with 65.4% of his efforts, making him more precise than Dirk Kuyt (62%) and Peter Lovenkrands (60%). And: Wigan Athletic's Charles N'Zogbia again attempted more dribbles than any other player this season (301, way ahead of Jonas Gutiérrez on 219)

Best goal ever from Jonas as well. Love his surprised celebration.

TAYLS!

Yeah, but also a twat

---------------------Given Venison---Albert-----Woodgate--Bernard Solano----Lee---------Speed------Robert -------------Petah the Cheetah --------------------Shearer TBH, every position absolutely picks itself except the fullbacks. Our right backs have never set the world alight, and Enrique vs Bernard at his peak is a tough call. Went for the latter because of the understanding with Robert.

And Krol- don't forget the work Krol did. Genuinely LOLed at this

Get in!

wtf colo?

FYP

Colo completely anonymous so far.

Stunning start from enrique... :S

Man U. On a good day I could see occasionally us managing to beat Pool or Chelsea. We never ever ever beat Man U nowadays so them.

When you think Barry is playing in a much better team with lots of stars... he is s***. 51 shots, 4 goals is a bit of a crap return isn't it?

Who with?

Looked good on the highlights tbf, set up most of 'pool's chances

David Luiz looks like a shit Colo

I thought that

Enrique I love you

Funkily

11 Now :D

I didn't even realise there was anything to get until you said it :|

First game I saw was in 1992. Semi-final of the Northumberland Senior Cup. Watched my hero Tommy Wright in goal as Newcastle Reserves beat Newcastle Blue Star and loved it so much that over the next few months I managed to badger my dad into getting us season tickets for the promotion season. Disappointingly, I have no idea who we played in the first senior game; my main memory of the first few seasons is sitting on the crash barriers in the Gallowgate end and getting pushed off every time we scored, which was a lot.

Stop making up names. Benjamin Sniddlegrass