Dr. TC

Santon, awesome.

out of everyone I would have predicted to score

I totally don't get this. He placed it inch-perfect into the corner with pace and power. It was an awesome save, and to say that Cissé didn't do awesomely to control that and get such a good shot away is crazy.

'kinell

He's our Reggie Evans so far. He must run really quietly. How many times has he nicked the ball from a Chelsea player who didn't know he was coming?

fyp

This thread made me read Michael Owen's wikipedia page. At the bottom: Sporting positions: Newcastle United captain 2008–2009 Preceded by Geremi Succeeded by Alan Smith

Get in Papiss

He can't be playing, I saw the Ranger Rover parked on a double yellow line in front of Nisa in Forest Hall this morning. He must be injured as only people with disabled permits are allowed to do that.

And their player ratings. Willo top performer: R Name Pos Age cm kg Apps Goal A Yel Red SpG PS% AW MoM Rt 1 Michael Williamson D© 29 191 84 8 - - 2 - 0.5 79.6 6.8 1 7.41 2 Hatem Ben Arfa AM(CLR) 25 177 69 12 2 2 1 - 2.5 80 0.4 1 7.27 3 Yohan Cabaye DM© 26 175 71 10 2 1 3 - 2.1 80.4 0.2 - 7.23 4 Demba Ba AM(L),FW 27 189 84 11(1) 8 - - - 4.2 77.7 2.3 1 7.03 5 Steve Harper GK 37 185 83 4 - - - - - 43.1 0.3 - 6.98 6 Davide Santon D(LR) 21 187 77 12 - - 2 - 0.3 85.7 0.4 - 6.98 7 Jonás Gutiérrez DM©,M(L) 29 183 73 11 - - 4 - 0.5 85.8 0.5 - 6.9 8 Tim Krul GK 24 188 74 8 - - - - - 50 - - 6.83 9 Cheik Tioté M© 26 175 76 5(1) - 1 2 1 0.7 81.3 2 1 6.78 10 James Tavernier D 21 182 75 0(1) - - - - - 72.2 4 - 6.64 11 Sammy Ameobi FW 20 190 66 1(2) - 1 - - 2 75.5 1 - 6.64 12 Fabricio Coloccini D© 30 183 63 5 - - 1 1 0.2 88.6 1.4 - 6.64 13 Danny Simpson D® 25 178 74 7(1) - - 1 - 0.1 84.9 0.6 - 6.56 14 Steven Taylor D© 26 188 81 9(1) - - - - 0.5 90.8 2.6 - 6.55 15 James Perch D(CR),DM© 27 180 72 7(2) - - 4 - 0.1 88.8 1.4 - 6.54 16 Ryan Taylor D(L),M® 28 173 75 0(1) - - - - - 87.5 - - 6.51 17 Shane Ferguson D 21 178 73 3(2) - 1 - - 0.2 92.8 - - 6.36 18 Gael Bigirimana M 19 173 68 1(4) - - 1 - 0.2 81.1 1 - 6.36 19 Shola Ameobi FW 31 191 76 2(6) - 1 2 - 1.1 72.7 1.9 - 6.35 20 Vurnon Anita D(L),DM© 23 168 63 6(3) - - 1 - 0.3 82.9 - - 6.34 21 Sylvain Marveaux AM(L) 26 172 66 1(3) - - - - 0.8 88.6 0.3 - 6.23 22 Papiss Demba Cissé FW 27 183 73 9(1) 1 - - - 2 72.4 1.1 - 6.21 23 Gabriel Obertan AM(LR) 23 186 79 0(6) - - - - 0.2 75.6 - - 6.17

How the hell does Jonas deserve a 4? He was outstanding today defensively, and looked to have regained some of his old dribbling skills.

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Yeah, I agree that he should have done a lot better for the second goal, but to be honest I thought he was otherwise excellent.

Can't remember many quite like it. A perfectly judged yet powerful lob from outside the penalty area... with a header. It was like something from slime volleyball how nobody has mentioned this comment...amazing stuff! I am someone who has wasted invested alot of time at school on this game! fyp

Can't remember many quite like it. A perfectly judged yet powerful lob from outside the penalty area... with a header. It was like something from slime volleyball

Chumbinho is an absolutely brilliant name

Chronicle Poll: Would you like to see Loic Remy at NUFC? Yes 96.6% No 3.4%

Sexy goal

Really want Greece to win now.

Tomorrow I'll be on Telefoot (on channel Tf1) at 11am with Adil Rami

£10 whacked on France to win at 10/1 (I know you can get 12/1, but BetVictor are refunding all bets if Spain win)

Thank God we didn't finish fourth

Yeah, I thought that too

not according to wiki.....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goal_of_the_Season and was it just me but every goal seemed to be against everton. That'll be those hilarious Stoke fans, it was definitely Cisse, Hansen and Shearer were unanimous. Is that list definitely right? I was sure that Robert's volley against spurs won it one year

Balotelli not even on the bench.