Dr. TC

I had a dream last night that, purely for a laugh, Mike Ashley had sacked this shithead and installed HBA as manager. That is all I have to say, but I just needed to share my despair when I found out it wasn't true.

http://www.superiorpics.com/wallpaper/file/Zach_Braff_in_Scrubs_TV_Series_Wallpaper_1_800.jpg

Totals are wrong. Makes it look much less horrendous!

Stick that on a banner! Tl;dr

Can we get rid of the poll? I felt double depressed when I remembered that it wasn't new.

fy grammar

Thank God we aren't winning. There's actually a slim chance of us not being turboshit in the second half.

Yup, three key passes in less than 1minute of play just there.

Three frankly astounding passes there in less than a minute

Need him now

Fuck off Owen

Good first half I thought, and not awful in the second.

Then where would Sholahimovic play?

Made the goal again today. I know he won't be credited with the assist, but Gouff wouldn't have had that chance without him.

This is a tragedy. Geddit?

Surely if it's got topspin on it this could happen?

Dunno where all the Gillespie hating is coming from, he was absolutely mint. Surely Hatem would have replaced Scott Sellars?

It's Souness man, no one else comes anywhere close.

It's got cocaine in it! Cocaine Mrs Doyle? No? No, I mean raisins.

Am I alone in remembering the unbelievable pass that led to the assist for Cisse's goal at Benfica? I know it was completely out of character for him, but also completely awesome.

What was Tiote's long pass success rate? After Cabaye went off he just seemed to enjoy spraying the ball into the stands.

Had an argument with my dad about this today. He says that he is fed up of changing managers so frequently and thinks that we should keep Pardew in favour of 'stability'. He also, probably correctly, said that we'd just end up with someone even worse as Ashley needs a 'yes man'. I obviously think this is mental and that we need a change, but I bet that there are a lot of older fans who have the above mentality.

I like them but I reckon that there should be different lines for runs with and without theball . Maybe dots for one and dashes for the other