ElDiablo

What in the fucking world. Need to get a semblance of something back in the second half, because this could fuck us right up in terms of belief and confidence.

If Norwich+1 comes in that's a tidy £60.

Not the most enticing quartet.

Goodbye cruel world.

My heart fluttered at the thought of Jose coming back.

Gomez yet again looks shit when I see him, Ribery did well overall but not really in an attacking sense. Bayern are a lot more organised than Madrid and will be a tough nut to crack for Chelsea. On their home ground too? You have to fancy them.

That is literally the worst thing I've ever heard.

©Neil

Cech Bosingwa - Essien - Ferreira - Cole Mikel Romeu Lampard Kalou Drogba Mata Still competitive, with Sturridge, Torres and Malouda on the bench.

£5 on Newcastle -1 £5 on Newcastle dnb £5 on Norwich +1, Cardiff, Birmingham

We'll qualify next year ahead of Arsenal and Spurs. #prediction

Villa will stay up by the skin of their teeth, they'll get a point out of their remaining games which will probably be enough.

Barca can fuck off, the useless cunts. Play the best football (possibly ever) until they have the opportunity to do us a favour. Fucking useless tippy tappy Swansea wannabees.

This.

I need to see Barca play next season.

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47th, as long as I finish on the first page I'll be satisfied. Persistence with Enrique and Ben Arfa (though his inclusion has come to fruition) cost me quite a bit. Bale has done fuck all for a while but I'm happy to keep him in in case I drop him and he starts doing shit.

Surely must mean the Ox will go now, almost like for like.

I've said it before and I'll say it again; rename the title 'Pards'.

Not enough top class players nowadays. You look at the top teams and there's very few who would fit in the top bracket of their position in the world. All the mavericks are charlatans too like Ballotelli, Barton etc

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IMO it'll be Ferguson pushing for a starting spot, or as you say, the returning injured possibly sitting on the bench. Or, maybe it's just a rehash of the Krul news. French week, what a horrid idea. Our players will probably all knack each others cars in the car park by virtue of being shit drivers, training will be horrendously slack due to all of the players surrendering the ball and deciding not to tackle each other, and morale will be on the floor as everyone at the club will be unnecessarily rude to each other for seven days. Plus, frogs legs taste like shit. I once had frog's legs in an Egyptian restaurant in Hamburg. They were canny, actually. Ooh, look at me. Pathetic. Always wanted in on this craze.

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