ElDiablo

Chelsea's hard work, and they did play very well, despite the Barca bum boys' mackem-esque attitudes blinding their objectivity, will be undone in under ten minutes next week, most likely. Nothing to worry about. Even if they somehow get through, Madrid will match their physicality and have better quality all over the pitch. Drogba put in a 10/10 performance tonight. He did what he had to do for his team and did it perfectly. Not nice but I'd be fucking loving it if he played for us, experience, quality and gamesmanship in equal measure. Tactics not unfamiliar to Barca I might add.

Hey guys, what's going on in here?

Hopefully Wigan get something at Fulham, if they win they'll be morealess clear by the time we play them. Set up there like we did against Swansea and i think we'll do them on the break. So exciting.

Moses is class, quite a few turned their noses at the suggestion of signing him, i'd have him in a flash. He's doing for them what the Zog did last season. Absolutely fantastic performance. Genuinely delighted and proud of them like Neville said.

"Take out ambition and the desire of the player (and/or agent) to stay or go" Basically then, one of the main factors that facilitates transfers. Not much new there, resigned to the fact we won't be going mental in the summer, and probably won't be totally content with the squad on September 1st, but we've been under these circumstances for a while now. Seems a bit pointlessly negative those surmising paragraphs.

Man Utd

Interesting to see how the players deal with having this opportunity. Half expecting their arses to drop and draw and lose to Stoke and Wigan, but then again I thought the same would have happened by this stage and we just keep ploughing on. Players like Ben Arfa, Santon, Colo and Cabaye have all been in and around the champions league before which might be key, even if it's simply believing we can get there.

Never liked Charlton, just one of those clubs I've always hated without justification.

When's the draw for the Europe cup?

Lad

Time for the Dirk Destroyer

Balls deep by now.

He's like a David Brent/Karl Pilkington hybrid.

Wigan - the metaphorical turd that won't flush.

Chelsea are in the semis. Apoel reached the quarters We would probably get Barca, Dortmund and Juventus tho Give me that group over a shit one any day!

Think we'll come up just short, as long as we don't miss out on goal difference.

Cunt. Not watching it, but feel left out.

What is Murphy doing, stupid fucking cocknose.

Reminds me of Budapest. Will be there over the summer. /coolstory

Ketchup and sweetcorn on pizza.

Aww

Today.

Was just sat there stunned with my hands on my head, didn't make a peep.