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Oooooufff!!!

Cheer up Alan Shearer...already? Must be feeling the pressure! Howay the lads!!!

Does it fuck!

This is the point when it really hits you: that new Puma kit is really shit, isn't it?

Andy Gray, you insincere toadying little twat...we're not buying that shite. Fuck off.

I'd agree with you if you were looking at the size of the club as it is, but if you look at the demographics of the area, then it becomes clearer why Blackburn in particular represents an interesting portfolio to an Indian investor.

Absolutely. I mean, just so long as we put up a fight and give it our all, it really doesn't matter that come 10pm tonight, Manchester United will have torn our club an entirely new arsehole, does it?

Spawny fecking Blackburn Rovers are about to get themselves another sugar daddy by the looks of things... If only, eh? If only...

We'll be top 4 by Christmas.

We will win 3-2 but we'll have to let Taggart sign Ben Arfa in order to do so.

Oh for fuck's sake.

I think you're overstating things a bit. There's more than enough dross in the bottom half of the Prem to make our relegation anything but a foregone conclusion, Ben Arfa or no Ben Arfa.

We should be sucking up to Man City and looking to get some loan players off them, tbh. Adebayor, Bellamy and Given would be a fine start.

Sorry, Dave. Wish I'd kept my trap shut now.

Celtic would probably have him back at the drop of a hat, funnily enough.

Do we have any German speakers on this forum? A rudimentary google translation of "Schweinsteiger" reveals that it translates as PIG WOMANISER or PIG OVERMAN. Is that correct? If so, it's quite amusing at a puerile level.

TBH I don't know where you got those figures from re Kris Boyd's salary demands, but I'd heard it was North of £45k a week he was after. He's not worth that.

Good shout, Wullie. Just hit that red button myself too. Wish there was a vuvuzela free commentary.

It's all about the Vorsprung durch Technik, mate.

Handball, not once, but twice...no card.

Loved how Angela Merkel had to look behind her to check whether to stand up and applaud the first goal.

That's what he thought too: http://ideafix7.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/prince_harry_nazi.jpg

Anyone else noticed how Angela Merkel looks like a plump version of Anne Robinson?

Loving the anti-racist announcements. "Ve are sorry for vot ve did in ze var with ze holocaust vot never happened and zat. Heil Hitler."