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Thought you'd said you'd stop.

Cracking stories. Total quality reading stuff like this.

If that's the case, that would mean you think that the vast majority of posters on this forum don't have a worthwhile opinion on football matters. Fair enough in some cases ( / ) but it does seem a bit harsh and raises the question why anyone would bother to carry on posting?

Ooh, ahh...

He said. I feel for you, mate.

Good to see an unpredictable win for, of all things, an Old Firm team in a Scottish Cup Final. Astonishing.

Fucking told you so.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44274000/jpg/_44274380_tugay_ap416.jpg Surprisingly heterosexual, apparently.

I think we'll soon see a Rangers goal now...any minute now...

Got dough on Rangers. Still 0-0. But I think Rangers will get a goal in the next 10 mins...

St Mirren fairly laying siege to the Rangers goal at the moment.

Andreii notawokgo? Er, no...I think he meant Chef Chink Go?

I take that back. St Mirren SO nearly snuck one past the Pope's Rangers there.

The CIS Scottish Cup Final has been fairly shit so far. Anyone else watching?

Get your coat.

Some of these have become more like cryptic football crossword clues...

Barry Venison using his time machine again. Famous Newcastle fans #347 Rose West. And there I was, wondering if it was perhaps a young Blefuscu?

Good one.

Give over man, you big tart. Whatever.

Speaking ill of the dead. Classy.

Sweet Jesus.

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/mar2009/1/3/ian-wright-pic-getty-628504421.jpg Since retiring, he certainly hasn't been.

http://top-news.fr/photos/marco-van-basten.jpg Never actually cooked a van in its own juices.