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Great to see a standing ovation for Carl Cort there. Played, son!

What's the odds on Shola to be top scorer in the CCC this year?

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! SHOLA!!!!!!

PENALTY!!! Go on Shola, my son. Take it.

We've got our appetite back. Quality! How good does it make you feel?

Woooooooofff!! Close!!!

Don't be daft man. That's like asking Ashley not to be such a clueless fat wanker.

Heroic save by Harper there. Gooooood lad.

Delicious cross. AMEOh-yes-BI!!!!

Loving the commentator there pointing out if we'd played better (like we are now) last season, then we'd still be in the Premiership. Easy money. Move over and give me the microphone.

Sounds like a sex scene from Naked Gun. Ashley making sweet, sweet lurve to Moat.

Ain't that hte truth!

Aye, I can see that happening, not a bad guess Minhosa. Ashley said a long time back he'd be keen to bring in other investors to spread/share the risk. May well be what happens here now.

Pandering to the media cliché there. Aye.

By rights, Ameobi should excel in the CCC as it's about his level of football.

Carroll you clumsy fuck.

AMEOBI SCORES!!!! WAHEY!!

Haha what was that? Think I'm about a minute behind all of you guys.

There's not a chance of us penetrating their defence. At least eight behind the ball. Not a chance.

Someone should give him a cigar. Pretty handy with one of them.

Enrique playing some silky moves there.

Between Barton & Smith it's like we've got a kamikaze midfield.

All of them thinking: "HOW THE FUCK CAN THIS SHOWER OF SHITE BE WORTH £100MILLION?!!!"

Dear me.

I would be delighted if he did that. Seriously - absolutely delighted. Sometimes you have to let arrogant arseholes dig their own graves. If that's what he wants to do, then so be it. Bring it on.