GM

...inspiration is called for: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tDU7MnUonY

Now, I know you're just a young thing and you're trying to look cool, but honestly all that last post did was make you look a complete fool. The word "cunt" is not a verb. Shut up before I cunt you.

Now, I know you're just a young thing and you're trying to look cool, but honestly all that last post did was make you look a complete fool. The word "cunt" is not a verb.

Admirable That's the Strongbow talking, tbh.

Just to quote a text I had from Chez earlier: About sums it up for me as well. /

Post of the year. Fucking brilliant. Only sorry it's taken me this long to get round to reading it!

Alan Smith

Just edited my list above to include Cole, Ginola, Hughes, Dabizas, Asprilla...

I fear we're gonna get humped. I think we'll probably even (metaphorically speaking) lube up for it.

Seriously, always thought it was such a shame it never worked out with Tomasson or Hamann. Shoulda, woulda, coulda...

Les Ferdinand Alan Shearer Faustino Asprilla Andy Cole Jon Dahl Tomasson Peter Beardsley Dietmar Hamann David Ginola Gary Speed Rob Lee Hugo Viana Nobby Solano Laurent Robert Temuri Ketsbaia Philippe Albert Steve Howey John Beresford Aaron Hughes Nikos Dabizas Jonathan Woodgate Sylvin Distin Shay Given

And did this club in recent times, Compete in Europe's Champions League? And was the team known far and wide, As entertaining... Ah fuck it, can't be arsed...

fyp screenshots in more than one sense. Screenwipes may perhaps be more appropriate.

fyp

To contrast with: http://techbuddha.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/obama-hope.jpg How about this: http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2008/rottenly2.gif

"MIKE ASHLEY PLEASE NOTE: YOU CAN'T POLISH A TURD"

With the Nike logo changed to "MIKE: JUST DO ONE"

Probably best that we do win though, tbh.

So 16 of 27 results combinations would send us down? I'm up to a 9.5 then.

NE5

Or alternatively, do what you like and ignore people telling you how you may or may not go about the business of supporting your team

This thread's creator is a bit like an undertaker marching into the intensive care unit proclaiming the patient dead already. Have a bit of decorum, for fuck's sake.

All seems utterly implausible.