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I've lost a lot of my interest in the Premiership this season because the standard of play generally seems to be slipping and it's all becoming far too much like the Scottish Premier League with the same old suspects always at the top. The only highlight to brighten my interest has been the resurgence of Aston Villa, because it shows what we could have had if we'd have got him instead of Roeder. Otherwise, I'm finding this season all a bit dull and uninspiring, especially all the chaos, intrigue and melodrama at St James Park.

The only time I expect to see Keegan back anywhere near Tyneside is for his funeral cortège to pass SJP one last time.

They usually do. And when they do lock you up, you just enjoy that even more, don't you. Filth.

Dorty bastid! They should lock your sort up and throw away the key.

Check your firewall settings, Mick.

I've spotted a server error. It posts random shit on here under the spurious username of "Andy".

If only he could get a girl to repeat that. He just did.

Awesome performance, Rich.

No one likes a party pooper and we pooped the party big time today. The fact it was us that pooped theior party makes it a double-whammy of party-pooping as far as they are concerned and they're all seriously nose-out-of-joint about it, because their party has been pooped and nobody likes a pooping of their party.

Yeah. Always... Today being only the second game this season we haven't scored in. Which kind of proves my point, but anyway...perhaps "always" means something different to some people.

Yeah. Always...

Sounds like we did well this afternoon - will look forward to catching the highlights later...which will obviously be right at the very end of MOTD...but anyway...

Oh good, we're back again. And off again And back ag....nope....

The menu bars at the top and bottom are a bit wonky - take it that's temporary?

Searching doesn't work for me at all.

My thoughts exactly...Dave doesn't stand a chance of getting Tooj to make him breakfast.

And Lo, the Roman leader called Pontius Pilate did call unto the crowds below, and he did make a bargain with his people for the life of the one they called The Messiah... "Free Joey Barton! Free Joey Barton!" they cried. And so it was that Pilate did send The Messiah to die un the Cross. And all because of that cunt Barton.

David O'Leary.

Great stuff. What a legend.

Who is Rachman? Peter Rachman (1919– 29 November 1962) was a London landlord in the mid-20th century, active in the Notting Hill area in the 1950s and 1960s. He became so notorious for his exploitation of tenants that the word "Rachmanism" entered the OED as a synonym for any greedy, unscrupulous landlord. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Rachman

How long before NUSC consider this approach? Can't help wondering...

Stumbled across this article at work today - thought I'd share it with you all. Some of you may find it interesting, maybe?