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A combination of watching the game live in the stadium and watching the same game on TV later can be a very educational experience.

It's just that some do it with more panache and style than others, right? The difference was that Roeder's body language in TV interviews just stank of a man out of his depth and in constant fear.

If you mean Optimistic Nut, then good. If you mean Optymystyc Nyt then that's worse than T27.

So why hasn't she done it then?

Why? Hey, you remembered! Moment of insanity, do apologise. Not good enough. Apology rejected.

Why?

Got to love the way this thread was locked whilst some Southampton-based Ben Elton lookalike filled out the motherfucking reply, thereby guaranteeing that any Newcastle fans who might actually know something about the fucking game didn't get a fucking look in, and what is more, will be made to look like absolute cretins, thereby cementing the media's opinion of the Toon Army as being a population of muppets - and once it's actually been done by aforementioned melonhead, hey presto! the thread is unlocked again. Nee offence like.

Is Kevin Bond in legal dispute with NUFC over his dismissal?

It was all a scheme. I knew i'd jinx it if i said he's stay. Nice try.

Another myth that people make up in the hope that if they say it enough it will become fact. As for the rest after the bold bit. Well, you obviously care 'cos you just saw fit to moan about it. Bloody hell, grass. I was taking the piss, of course it won't be the first time the club will have planned something in advance. Once again though you try and defend the board despite no-one criticising them. They'll actually get a thumbs up from me if Big Sam does get appointed, although I still want them out and for that to change they'll have to change themselves and undo all the crap they've created over the years, starting now with our finances, after the manager decision of course. Once again I'm defending nothing, just pointing out where people are making stuff up. No-one is making any stuff up. Locked on your defend the board at all times mission, you've picked out a comment that was made in jest and brought the board into things once again. Care to discuss other things, namely the new manager, whoever it is and give the board crap a miss for the evening? With your sarcastic remark about planning, which you're now claiming was a joke, you brought the Board into this thread, mate. Not me. Try the mirror. Hes broken them all with his ugliness. Any need? Get a grip. So fuck, he's ugly, he's a virgin. So what?

The wife will not be moving from the North West of England, apparently not having any of it. ITK. She does a mean fry up though.

Why has HTL got Michael Palin as his avatar?

Let's face it. The fact is it's nigh on impossible to identify a natural born leader from within the current squad.

This has got betting scam written all over it.

Did he go to run towards it, stop, turn around on spot? then continue regardless, just with all of the people down Northumberland Street who were opposing him to get there in far more defensive positions now, leaving him with a lot less space to operate? Harsh, but fair.

I HAVE FEELINGS YOU KNOW!!! So does Ronald Koeman. I bet he's in tears at home that you left him off your uberpoll. Dutch managers don't work at SJP. Not Geordie enough.

But according to HTL and grandfather NE5 Shepherd has done superb job at the club... I think that's a misrepresentation of their/his view - all they're saying is that we don't know what it's like to have a shit board. Which is fair enough...until it is repeated ad infinitum and in the most irrelevant places, out of context, like some parading Buddhist monks...

You bastard! :'( I HAVE FEELINGS YOU KNOW!!!

Up yours.

We hope that you choke!

Lock this thread now.

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How about you all fuck off. Thread locked.

Added Klinsmann and now votes reset. You can just vote Other from now on. Worst thread ever.