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Yeah, OK. It should be "James's" James not being a plural. But since it hasn't been that for easily a century I might have to bow down to the illiterate James'. It's more symbolic anyway, and would need to be carried out quickly.

Whatever. You'll get, what, a £50 fine. Lots of people, lets face it in that exact area won't worry about a very minor criminal record. It's not about badassery, it's just what will happen. Guffaws from the people who never attend matches boycotting the club welcome.

I'll do it next time. They're not going to police the place 24 hours a day, fuck 'em.

Defoe attempting to cheat at 5-0 up. That's about the size of him.

Currently wishing it were possible to concede a match.

Kindly troll this Cockernee cunt http://twitter.com/#!/Bloodzeed

Standard for football, they only have the rights to provide the commentary over the air.

Or do you imagine if we object he'll change his ways?

He'll keep doing it whatever. Why would he not? He owns the club.

Dropped him on twitter. His inflated ego is no longer my concern.

He was forced into nothing. Relegation and obscurity await him. His funeral.

Sammy should be a regular first team player now.

Top tip: if Sammy scores, stay off the pitch.

Well they look like they've stopped scratching their balls now anyway.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,70594.msg3109793.html#msg3109793

No idea who made it, but it was re-twitted by the man himself.

Has this been posted yet? http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa469/kasper36/Newcastle%20United%20FC%20-%20The%20Animated%20Series/badinfluence.gif

Joey Barton has a Ché avatar today.

Joey7Barton Joseph Barton I've actually stop watching @SkySportsNews, because am getting bored of their constant twitter re-runs, off my page. It's annoying me? Joey7Barton Joseph Barton Has sport in this country, stooped so low as to quote, my nonsensical social media ramblings. They will probably quote this sh*t! How sad??? God I'll miss the mad bastard

aww. Joey7Barton Joseph Barton Can u call a dog Gary? Do u think he looks like a Gary? Missus is not having it, I think its funny http://yfrog.com/kkgp4msj

If you say you watch that s***, i'm going to track you down and obliterate you, then s*** on the remains. How do I know you don't read links? Or much at all. Erm........sense of humour ? Kill yourself. "joke"

If you say you watch that shit, i'm going to track you down and obliterate you, then shit on the remains. How do I know you don't read links? Or much at all.

Joey Barton free to enter Celebrity Big Brother house

Totally understand the position you're in. Doesn't make it right, obviously.

And Morrissey has a fixation with "hard" people.