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Remember the last "next Leeds" according to every pub pundit not on Tyneside? Not a chance, they're merely shite right now, which is funny, but let's not get carried away. As for "big club", a meaningless term.

I'm annoyed because I actually wanted the mackems to win in the end, for the first time ever. That's not why I watched it, I watched it to see them get beaten, obviously, but to get cheated out of a win like that, by a mix of cheating and refereeing incompetence. Nah. Not by Liverpool anyway.

Aye. I thought I was going to die at one point. I nearly posted for someone to call my mammy. I now understand how my mam feels about Newcastle games. In her 70s now but used to go as a young girl (1940s/50s). Enjoys football but has trouble with watching our lot, even when I tell her we're going to lose anyway. That was something else though.

I thought my heart was going to give out during that, and earlier I was resigned to a defeat. Anyone else feel a little sick with adrenaline?

4th in the league, can't complain.

Arsebiscuits.

Best get them drinking their milk then.

5. First two went in then it tailed-off.

Losing all the time....oh fuck.

A bevvy of sober football supporters praise the achievements of their team while showing sporting respect to the visiting sportsmen.

Probably flatten some of those divets out.

Nolan has to stay thin somehow.

Yeah, I like them, not just for the funny accents

They're footballers, one of them would crash his Porche* on the way. *or whatever young people think is a posh car these days.

Not as wide as Nolan.

Lip up Kevin ah lip up Kevin Kevin Nolan!

Corner between JH and Gallowgate corporate boxes were closed all season until the Blackpool game, makes sense, companies get these to entertain clients who are more likely to want to see Premiership games. I've no idea if they've been sold or if they're currently being sold game by game.

Monday then. I'm not saying it's a good idea btw, just inevitable.

Have a pie and a pint. Then another pie.

Miss winning, won't miss boro.

The Geordie Pele strikes again!

Joey "gentleman" Barton!

Statistically you have to know there are loads of gay footballers, it would be weird if there weren't. There is something wrong that right now more or less none will ever be open about it, even while a few teammates might know or suspect. The advert while flawed makes a decent point.

Bah!

what the fucking hell is that defender doing with his arms? Vogueing.