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Not sure he was entirely serious.

tbh, Pederson is very punchable. Just look at his face.

meh, a hard loss, but played very well. Just one of those days.

Unbelievable...

Definitely, still expecting to lose. My glass is half empty. So I'll go to the fridge.

Shocking decision, joke referee.

It doesn't even vaguely rhyme when you substitute Steve Bruce, but I cared not a jot while singing it.

I'm probably not the first or third to post it, but I laughed http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a69/burchill/LOL.jpg

I'd really appreciate it if people would stop quoting this post, it's pretty rough.

Does anyone here know the streaker? No, I don't want his number, but it was pretty funny, especially more or less handing himself over to the rozzers when he was done.

Was just looking for mobile phone footage from today, and saw this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYhsya4Awwc

I can't remember ever enjoying a game as much. Tempted to go to the SMB for a giggle.

Is youtube OK if it isn't football? I'll risk it

That would be a fantasy result. I suppose he'll get a lot of stick today. I've nothing against him, but it's the way of things.

All I can find on the BBC is injuries Newcastle Injured: Ben Arfa (leg), Best (ankle), Campbell (thigh), Gosling (knee), Harper & Taylor (both shoulder) Sunderland Injured: Campbell & Meyler (both knee)

Sam Jacks at 10! Having they got dancing clunge? Boobie strippers and Goldie.

The Union Rooms usually opens early. I'd be there now but I'm going with my dad, and he doesn't drink.

I do hope Bramble does what he does best. No, not that, the being a liability thing.

Bricking It Couldn't try to predict this. I think I should start drinking.

Just read the torched car story, I'm sure I'm not the first to point out that this vandalistic act is very funny indeed.

wrong thread ehh. Oh well.

Wayne Rooney: I should have joined Newcastle not Man Utd

Didn't know what L7 was on about on Saturday, can't see it from where I sit. Now it all makes sense.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a69/burchill/CarrollPorridge.jpg

Laurie Henderson, 20 from Newcastle upon Tyne So not 18