Crumpy Gunt

If Parker is accomodated today then we'll lose or draw. Quite right though, v Man U and Chelsea x 2 Roeder has got it alarmingly wrong in the set up of the team.

Gullit got nothing on departure and Dalglish got less than £500k.

They put that bastard 'Caps Lock' far too close to the letter 'A' don't they?

The armband is fuck all and means fuck all. He's not the best player at the Club for the position he plays. Didn't someone recently post on here the stats/results of games where Parker was missing? IF they are accurate then it goes a long way to proving what I think - we are a better team without him.

That is my biggest fear - we'll lose if he plays.

Cunt wants shot with shit for the shite Parker/Butt tactics.

You could have sent Given a fucking telegram telling him what was on the way. Appalling piece of goalkeeping.

FUCKING SHITE!

Johnson is a diving cheat but so too are Drogba, Robben and Wright-Phillips. Which is the reason why Mourino looked such a dick head with his accusataion

No transfer fee though and shirt sales globally will make it virtually self financing. edit, still wont happen

The £16m spent on Owen has been just as big a waste of money.

You haven't been to Goodison have you?

Both.

Obstruction I would suggest

Scott Parker is shit.

SJP can never have standing. The angle of the stands is the problem.

Out in time for Christmas. Slacker!

Michael Owen

So tell me who the third team on the pitch will be?

£55 on Toon winning 1-0 with Martins scoring first. 130/1 on www.bluesq.com I'm lucky to be able to afford the £55 (1 week payment on motor) so I reckon for a two horse race it might be worth a daft punt.

I needed cheering up - and where better?

http://www.readytogo.net//smb/showthread.php?t=182437 Thick as whale spunk!

Keith would be better off hiring a mini-bus/driver. So credit to him for running the bus (if he does) I wouldn't travel with him again - good slurp but was getting beyond a joke missing kick offs, full of cock ends who can't handle the drink etc.

Conference at 2-15

So why do you think we perform better when he's NOT playing?