Crumpy Gunt

I hate the way everyone fawns over the cunt. He's had an open cheque book and lets be honest - would YOU go out to the pub and make an effort to watch Chelsea? I couldn't give a fuck to be honest. Without doubt an expensively assembled team of very good players but fuck me, they are merely a hard working team with not many frills barring the odd exceptional goal. Workmanlike would cover 90% of their performances.

Would anyone trust Steven Taylor with their daughter, sister (mother!) - he's one ugly looking gonk. An asylum is missing a lunatic.

............Given ***Any 10 fit*** ...............0 ...............0

I've had worse wounds on me bell-end man.

Mere flesh wound. Seen worse cutting myself shaving. So, black eye and a grazed thigh so far. What next you wonder? Or has it crossed anyones mind that he isn't over his long standing problems and his injuries are convenient get outs?

You pay your money and you make your choice.

How many games has he missed?

How do you show displeasure in a player not pulling his weight? I'm afraid booing is the only way to let the player/team know they have stolen their wages for that quality of performance. Of course you can let them know that their performance was acceptable and sit with impunity. A good post on online should suffice in letting off steam eh?

For a very similar mistake to that of Babayaro when he was dispossessed at the Gallowgate end while attempting to shepherd the ball out. A mistake that could just as easily led to conceding a goal. In fact they got a useful shot on target if I remember correctly which Given had to work at to save. Good old Stevie Taylor though - his shite must smell of roses!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006560592,00.html Shaming the region!

I nioticed at the half time whistle that Emre raced from the pitch as everyone else sauntered off. It crossed my mind that he was chasing someone.

Shows exactly how much Parker has been over-rated. Superb performance tonight. Emre has also improved 100% by having a decent partner alongside.

I watch the 2nd half regularly. You can sense the mackems sinking lower and lower.

Has anyone the heart to tell him we don't have a player called Shearer.

And remember 'a dog is for christmas dinner not for life' Summit like that anyway!

Let the useless cunt go for nowt - nice bit of saber rattling by Titus' agent though. If we offer Coco the Clowns stupider brother a new contract we are as good as fucked and i'll be as good as gone.

Thats good going for six years and £20m in the bank. How wrong we all were eh?

I hope both brother and sister get 10yrs each.

NEWCASTLE are considering an audacious bid to land Chelsea striker Andriy Shevchenko on a five-month loan deal. Toon boss Glenn Roeder is monitoring the striker's situation after it was revealed the Blues would be willing to let him leave on a temporary basis in January. Sheva's former club AC Milan are favourites to sign the Ukrainian, 30. But a Geordies source said: "Newcastle are thinking of making a move for Shevchenko if Chelsea are serious about letting him go on loan. "It's a deal which would benefit both clubs. "It would help out the striker situation at Newcastle and allow the player to adjust to life in the Premiership without playing for one of Chelsea's title rivals." Roeder is desperate to land new strikers next month because of injuries to Michael Owen and Shola Ameobi, while Oba Martins and Albert Luque have struggled. But Sheva has hit just three league goals since a £30million move from Milan in May. Shite if you ask me mind!

Wimmeldun

How long now before Solano himself tells the World he doesn't want to play at right back?

Begravia hope to have the takeover complete in time for the January transfer window - according to the Mirrors Journo on CH5 sport show. Apparently they've released a statement to that effect.

Does he? Ipswich a division lower have said they'd take him but I'm totally unaware of anyone else showing their hand. Man City. Maybe we can swap him for Distin plus cash. First I've heard and frankly wouldn't believe it. Where did you hear/read that?

Does he? Ipswich a division lower have said they'd take him but I'm totally unaware of anyone else showing their hand.

This decision by the Club will go a long way in me making my decision as to whether to renew my season ticket next season or not.