Crumpy Gunt

We seem to raise our game when playing the bigger clubs. Why can't we beat the Fulham's of the world? Because against the 'big' clubs the players motivate themselves - it proves 100% that Roeder is having trouble lifting the players when we can't beat Brum over 180 mins and the game v Fulham we were fucking awful for all but the last few minutes (nobby) conceeding an average of 2 goals per game since Boxing Day. It's why Roeder should be given his cards when the final bal lof this season is kicked

Owen is a mercenary and will go (or stay) wherever the pay is the most.

Are there really people this thick? 4 statements in one paragraph and each one a masterpiece in total and utter stupidity. I wonder how much practice at being plain stupid Mark puts in every hour/day/week/month/year/decade - but by feck he's an expert so well done lad.

http://football.guardian.co.uk/fiver/ A very fair assessment if you ask me. Duff has entered the comfort zone of long contract on high wages - NUFC have indeed bought another DUFFer.

Biggest heap of steaming shite I've ever read. Dyer isn't 'Newcastle' quality and if Sheva isn't scoring for Chelsea then what on gods earth makes you think he'll be scoring for fun up here? Jesus Christ on a bike!

He accepted a packet of Werthers originals - apparently eaten by pensioners which is about as fast as Owen will be able to run when 'fit'

Boro are below us in the league having shipped less than 5 or 6 fewer goals than us who have a totally wank defence. We sit minus 3 on GD they are on levels. Hardly outstanding by Boro considering Woodgate and Huth are oln paper head and shoulders above Taylor and Bramble.

Brilliant - and it's white. You think they'd show a bit more imagination eh?

If only Harper had an ounce of ambition.

Gary Glitter swears by a good scout. Apparently!

Against the Toon maybe, but now FOR the Toon.

Name me a better midfielder in the last 25 years. Goals scored. Goals made.

But Carr played at lefyt back yesterday and Taylor took his place. Carr has played right back only once upon return and that was to cover Nobby's suspension. Unless Nobby is carrying an injury that Roeder thought wouldn't take 90 minutes then there was no reason but pure bad management why Nobby never started yesterday.

50,000 turning up at 2-55 will see it fuck up big style.

I wouldn't thank the thick stupid fucker. Pay up his contract now and send him on his way.

Eyetie cops done next to fuck all to protect Toon fans from the local mongs the twice I've been to Italy. Perhaps now they'll rethink their policing policies.

Absolute fuckintg bullshit.

Owen - Was it a good idea to piss off on international duty after playing only 38 minutes in 5 months for your paymasters? Harper - Why such a lack of pride and personal ambition?

Could it be that he's a bigger donkey than Bramble? I'm seriously thinking he's going to be another duffer.

Saw a vid on youtube and he can chuck a throw in as far as Milner can kick his corners.

The last thing I would want to see is a HUGE target man for our thick as pigshit defenders to hit it long to all fucking game. Gamst Pederson though would be recieved gladly but is now likely way out of our price range. Straight swap for Parker?

I apply and get tickets every season for the last 4/5. You can cancel your application if/when your team gets knocked out. Made a canny score when I got 4 for the final a few years ago - Celtic in Seville. As long as an English team stays in you'll not lose ya wedge, even if not go to the game it'll be an experience.

If Shola had been operated on at the end of last season he'd be back about now. Shows how unprofessional our Club is.

Oh aye, sorry.

He'll turn up pissed like he did the last time.