Crumpy Gunt

I'm rarely wrong tbf.

Obertan and Colback out I'm hearing.

Anyone received there ticket for this yet? ordered 4 but no sign as of yet. Leaving it late.

Anyone who posts over on On The Busses (RTG) will I'm sure be devastated to find the news that long time mod The Streaker is brown bread. How sad.....

I think I've mentioned it before but... [move]HE IS FUCKING SHITE[/move]

As long as the clowns we currently call 'the back five' aren't replaced then money spent elsewhere in the team is pissed down the netty.

I'd vote for Bellamy v Feyenoord. Magic moment.

It's on SETANTA for anyone who can access the channel.

out of 10 how would you rate his link up play and first touch?

Peter Sutcliffe had aa more subtle first touch. He has to be he worst player in the squad. Come off it, man. 'if his first touch isn't a shot then he's fucking useless.' squad player told me the very same and he trained with him every day.

Peter Sutcliffe had a more subtle first touch. He has to be he worst player in the squad.

If / when I find full 90 mins to download I'm going to count how many times he passes the ball back to the player who passed it to him.

Gone by Wednesday.

NUFC declined the offer to air the ditty at Saturdays friendly. Shame(ful) SAFC are considering giving it an air.

Met him briefly after his dad tattooed me. Nice guy, very talented. Very good singer and starting to make a decent name for himself.

https://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/united-we-stand-single/id1021987935 Canny effort. CD out at the end of this week.

Anyone took the plunge and renewed? If so, did you keep or lose any loyalty points? Anyone making the effort first time?

My mate Jnr Turner has just recorded a song in tribute. With the blessing of the Sweeney Family.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,93481.msg5037205.html#msg5037205 This I was told when chatting to a member of the first team squad. Suggested that both MYM and Gouffran were two peas out the same pod when it came to the description I used. Funnily I slated Pardew and was told in his opinion he was a 'brilliant' coach. That the players loved him.

Get in lads and lasses the fun has started. Fill ya boots

To be fair we've never recovered from his departure. Utter dogshit since he went. which is largely down to pardew as opposed to losing him, we didn't have to be half as shit as we were Pardew was indeed shit..... But he had so little respect for himself there was not a chance the players would respect him. We paid him peanuts and got a compliant yes monkey. The new manwill go the same way.

To be fair we've never recovered from his departure. Utter dogshit since he went.

He'd be fucking loony to come back to NUFC. Why? I would see us as a way more attractive club for a guy trying to get into the French squad than Crystal Palace Palace will finish above NUFC next season.

He'd be fucking loony to come back to NUFC.

http://www.themag.co.uk/assets/Newcastle-United-Unsold-Season-Tickets-2015-2016-470x120.png Can't be correct. That added up to 36k seats before the extension. Aren't the stands behind each goall 11k approx?