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What did this cunt name the villa he bought in Spain with the payoff money from us? Anyone remember?

Seen pretty much every game from both live. Very very difficult to opt for one over the other. My instinct is Cole. He was sensational during his short stay with us but the Big Les was a great all rounder. No - going with Cole.

Didn't Moyes nearly relegate Everton in one of his first seasons there or did I imagine that? Either way, he'll be given time and money to invest. I'm sure they've written off this season as a bedding in year and we'll see him produce a competitive side in the next 18 months. Whoever was appointed after Fergie was going to struggle and inherit a team/squad in decline. They've got to stick with him now.

Said a self-appointed NUFC Spokesman.

Can you just donate 30 points to me and we'll forget all about your failed assistance Beren?

Yeah - can't click on it.

No - it just has 'Play Wildcard' which is greyed out.

Wouldn't please the foal entourage that's for sure. Yeah, he's a previous joker in all honesty. Benchwarmer at least he concluded the change is not entirely rule.

Yep.

No it says 'available' but is greyed out when I try to click it.

Ah - it's shaded out now - does that mean it's been played? Means you've just been penalized 30points, and then given up your wildcard after the fact.

Wouldn't please the foal entourage that's for sure.

Ah - it's shaded out now - does that mean it's been played?

No, like a massive bellend, I didn't.

Decided to play my wildcard tonight, made a load of changes, got a work call, clicked to proceed without hitting 'use wildcard. Getting deducted 30 points. Cuntchops.

Fucking love to see Man Utd nick one here just to see that daft cunts reaction.

Planet of the Aids.

Fucking ugly cunt that Poyet. Screaming like a rabid dog over a couple of minutes added time. Fucking bellend.

Very sensible approach. The more NUFC put into a season, the more they should get in return. Be nice if everyone adopted this approach and they 'had' to perform to achieve decent gate reciepts.

When apparently sane people believe we have built a squad capable of challenging the top six (or top 4 with a Robson or Keegan), then surely 'adequate' (able to barely fulfil a need or requirement without being outstanding) is conservative if anything. Hard pushed to argue it being 'absolute rubbish' that Ashley has done an adequate job in that respect, though it would certainly be a stretch to say much positive about the direction he is taking the club. I don't believe the squad is particularly capable of challenging the top six over a season so give Pardew considerably more leeway in the table than most seem to as it stands. Apparently sane? We achieved 5th with Pardew. And you think KK or SBR couldn't do better consistently? I'd say that's a fairly big slight on them tbh.

pardew? Of course he's not. i guess there will be no concurrence on this matter then, 'cause he's out of his depths imho top tier championship manager in charge of international footballers and our position and performances reflect this fairly accurately tbh Remit - League : Finish Top 10 FA Cup : Not Applicable League Cup : Not Applicable To say he's out of his depth is utterly laughable. People also have a habit of massively over rating our squad. We could probably this year 7th at best and if we had a really bad season 13th-14th. You know when people talk about ridiculous expectations - they're talking about you. The irony is the expectation is a product of Pardew's own high performance but that's no doubt lost on you. Ridiculous expectations is expecting the 7th or 8th best squad in the league to present a challenge to the top 6 and maybe not go out of every cup at the first or second hurdle every year. If you want to point fingers, then people like you are why those running NUFC have been able to get away with taking the p*ss out of fans for so long. Our squad isn't as good as you think - but we are challenging the top 6 - obviously. You're just helping me make my point. Oh and that highlighted section ;D ;D ;D I'd say the squad is better than many give it credit for. Plenty of experienced internationals (Colo, Debuchy, Santon, Cabaye, Tiote, Jonas, HBA, Remy, Cisse, Sissoko, Anita, Yanga-Mbiwa) and some solid, experienced pro's too (Willo, Saylor, Raylor etc). If you think what a positive manager could do with them it's gutting. SBR or KK would have us battling the top 4 every year with this squad purely by going after teams and putting them on the back foot. AP worries too much about others and overlooks our own strengths. We've got the same issues now as we had two years ago. No fluidity, no attacking mentality and no cohesion in the approach to the game. That's a very bold assertion to make. I couldn't see any manager challenging the top four with this squad personally. We were battling the top 4 two seasons ago with a worse squad, so I can see where he's coming from. Battling doesn't mean getting into the top 4 btw, just making them look over their shoulder. Yup.

pardew? Of course he's not. i guess there will be no concurrence on this matter then, 'cause he's out of his depths imho top tier championship manager in charge of international footballers and our position and performances reflect this fairly accurately tbh Remit - League : Finish Top 10 FA Cup : Not Applicable League Cup : Not Applicable To say he's out of his depth is utterly laughable. People also have a habit of massively over rating our squad. We could probably this year 7th at best and if we had a really bad season 13th-14th. You know when people talk about ridiculous expectations - they're talking about you. The irony is the expectation is a product of Pardew's own high performance but that's no doubt lost on you. Ridiculous expectations is expecting the 7th or 8th best squad in the league to present a challenge to the top 6 and maybe not go out of every cup at the first or second hurdle every year. If you want to point fingers, then people like you are why those running NUFC have been able to get away with taking the p*ss out of fans for so long. Our squad isn't as good as you think - but we are challenging the top 6 - obviously. You're just helping me make my point. Oh and that highlighted section ;D ;D ;D I'd say the squad is better than many give it credit for. Plenty of experienced internationals (Colo, Debuchy, Santon, Cabaye, Tiote, Jonas, HBA, Remy, Cisse, Sissoko, Anita, Yanga-Mbiwa) and some solid, experienced pro's too (Willo, Saylor, Raylor etc). If you think what a positive manager could do with them it's gutting. SBR or KK would have us battling the top 4 every year with this squad purely by going after teams and putting them on the back foot. AP worries too much about others and overlooks our own strengths. We've got the same issues now as we had two years ago. No fluidity, no attacking mentality and no cohesion in the approach to the game.

It's the NUFC PR Department and Ashley wearing his Alan Smith shirt just asking random questions. Why do NUFC waste so much money on staff Wendy? Can NUFC shave a little off their Xmas Party next year? Its what me and the rest of the fans want to see Wendy. My mate Joe wondered whether we really need that Krul bloke Wendy, on behalf of myself, Joey K and the rest of the Bucks massive I'd like to propose he's replaced with that Paddy Kenny fella or, if he's a stretch too far, maybe you can find out what that Andy Goram guy is up to?

You think we'll offer under £2.9m then?, really? Our offers normally involve confectionery and blowjobs off Mike's lass, I'd hazard a guess at a liquorice twizzle and a bottle of Romanian Reisling for this fella. Maybe a cheeky tug behind the dugout if their chairman's lucky.

Is he a good headerer?