mouldy_uk

Wish I had a proceding hairline

Keith

ok, extreme example, but I still can’t imagine him giving 100% if he stays

Can’t believe people thought he was potentially staying. He’s burnt his bridges and we can’t afford to have a mega asset just sitting sulking on the bench, he will definitely go.

Hope he enjoys flying dragons on Westeros

How many keepers we got now, 8 or 9?

Spending that Isak money already

Though it would add to the clown show, it would be good to get some more bidders involved

Him not knowing which badge to kiss afterwards

My prediction (based on nothing), he will go to the scousers for £130m, probably signing in the last week of the window.

If he stays, can’t wait for a full analysis of his body language when he can’t be arsed every game!

If Isak stays the crowd reaction to him is going to be interesting

Agreed, he has a scruffy bush

Plane spotting is dead Viva la estate agent spotting!

£3.65 and a Curly Wurly

Agreed. Don’t think anyone on planet earth would have taken Big Joe when he was playing upfront for us and Eddie played a blinder with him.

I’m not convinced he even exists.

How long before clubs are selling mascots and ball boys

Can polls on this place even do negative numbers?

Do you remember those halcyon days of May when we finished in the champions league qualifying spot and expected the best summer transfer window….EVER! No, neither do I…

Mmmmmmm clueless tits

Our new data nerd after crunching the numbers