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I’m tracking a jet leaving Glasgow and due to land at Anfield as we speak

No Longstaff, worrying

I’m having nightmares of him leaving to a prem team and then us being one of the dogs in the Isak dog meme

The Longstaff franchise/dynasty is over

You spelt Chelsea wrong

Goodbye sweet prince Wish him nothing but well (as long as it’s not against us)

Isak sold for a meagre £100m, step forward our new number 9 DCL

Why won’t this thread just flush properly

Looks very similar to Bobby Moore

Our physios if they lose both Wilson and Willock

What time do I run my transfer bath?

Longest medical ever, hope it has a happy ending

Like a new signing

Looks like a hearse on the left of that video thumbnail, the medical not go well?

For auld Elang-a syne, my dear For auld Elang-a syne We'll drink a cup of kindness yet For the sake of auld Elang-a syne

Thanks Callum, though it’s definitely time to move on for all involved, and I hope we have a decent replacement lined up. Slightly irritated by the overuse of the word ‘Great’ when talking about his time with us, but thats just me being picky

I’m happy to do the club ‘good guy‘ role for half of what they are paying Ruddy

Congratulations, you are now our new set piece coach

Imagine the floated set penis to him and Burn at the back post

Chelsea watching this thread