mouldy_uk

We are all preparing to eat that turd sandwich

If a thread appears for him on here

Agent PIF potentially strikes again

No idea if this is a thing, but can players have negative consequences built into their contracts of putting in a transfer request? Never heard of it myself, but I’m also struggling to see why he hasn’t made this all formal (which probably would have been seen as way more professional than just downing tools and faking an injury)

This forum when he turns us down

I’m sure if he signs for Liverpool the physio will rub £5 notes into his thigh and he will make a miracle recovery

Just seen 9 days until our first prem game

When I die I want to come back as a 4th choice premier league keeper who was a pawn in PSR trickery, living the dream

He has a Targett on his back

Isak trying to hand in his transfer request

Maybe we’ve been playing 4D chess all along. Put in bids for obvious / top level strikers to draw out the other big teams who worry about missing out, drain their budgets and all the while keeping those low price continental gems on the back burner, ready to bid at the last minute and take the league by storm.

Probably pulled his wallet talking to the scousers

Come on people, one of our resident experts/creeps is surely in the bushes outside of the training ground monitoring for Isak’s G-Wagon?

Yes I’d wait for the window to shut, then perfect time to come in as surely the only way is up from the current shit show.

Contradictory information on Twitter

Can’t wait to see him put in full effort if forced to stay with us

If they burn a tea lady every 5 minutes they earn £10m an hour

Detained for smuggling too many suspicious creams

He’s probably on Rightmove looking at Isak’s gaff

The new Dirk Kuyt (one for the forum oldies)