Fugazi

Hoyed a tenner on Chelsea -2.

Ayoze's post-match interview:

:lol: You got any more stories? Stifler's Funny Stories http://cdn.meme.am/instances/56604833.jpg

Nobody permanent. Bellamy last week, not sure about tonight Lampard tonight.

Shame for Ronaldo they can't play Granada and Malmo every week.

Celtic, Arsenal, Liverpool, Dortmund, Atletico.

How was that only a booking?

Messi's free-kick was lush.

Barcelona XI: Ter Stegen - Adriano, Bartra, Vermaelen, Alba - Rakitic, Samper, Kaptoum - Messi, Sandro, Munir Be giving that one a miss.

Neymar is injured so that might increase chance of Messi starting?

Citeh's equaliser means Sevilla currently heading to their rightful home of the Europa.

State of Man U's group

Liverpool beat Besiktas (?) 8-0.

Wor Garth knows the score.

Surely us and the Mackems will have to be played on separate days?

The whole draw has been Dullsville, Tennessee.

https://twitter.com/CaulkinTheTimes/status/673467869997477888

Guti's comeback to Pique's tweet. Doesn't really work as well as Real getting kicked out of the cup tbh.

Think i've got an irrational dislike for Neville's kid, just from looking at him.

http://cf.c.ooyala.com/Fyam1scDqRqHjmhI3bOXR324PxrMBsRP/3Gduepif0T1UGY8H4xMDoxOjBkMTt9RT The ultimate

My nana's mam hadn't even been born then, I'm pretty sure back then the crossbar was made out of boot laces strung together and tied to two posts. Everybody had keys to everybody else's house, and the locks were made of... something like paper.

getting desperate now.

Nearly http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mXpAOr7mJH8/UF2Lii7UA3I/AAAAAAAADGw/ZzQTg3KjKdc/s1600/rafa-benitez-magic.gif

Pique is like a Spanish Steven Taylor.