Fugazi

ahh man he's a good bloke, Claudio.

The replies to Lineker's tweets are fucking embarrassing, half of them are off fully grown blokes as well. I do reckon it's a sly dig though.

Arsenal/West Ham/Spurs

Sky Sports News are the only realise I ever want deadline day to be a total non-event

Saw a vine of an out-of-shape Enrique pitifully hitting a free-kick straight to a Stoke player the other day. Welcome back

Surely that'll be the record fee paid by a Championship club?

Barca-Atletico kicks off at 3pm tomorrow, so Sky can't show it. Sake.

G Nev about to get a win, still not the league though.

Jumpers for goalposts, I heard.

Wasn't "miles out" like everyone's saying on Twitter

I know we wanted to play a local side but surely they could have chose someone else?

Give ower man, ALS have already designed t-shirts ready for a result. Twitter will be state, no matter who wins.

Hope they don't reveal the score.

There was nee way Crouch was ever gonna score there

They don't avoid tax, they just evade it.

Has Pato ever been a 20-goal-a-season striker?

"Sarcastic blue humour"

JoeyT ruined it

Bilbao keeper sent off after 4 minutes at Barca.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03525/Liverpool_3525392b.jpg Was there a repeat of this?

Janmatt and van Arnholt at the shisha bar near Central station last night.

YOU RECKON PAL AYE?

Love those types of photo, the sheer anger is wonderful.

2nd placed Angers are closer to the relegation zone than to 1st placed PSG.