Fugazi

I'm surprised you can see from up there in your ivory tower.

Wales getting properly dicked on by the Serbs.

Clevazz

He put in a lovely curling corner before which they should have scored from.

He craves attention.

Has anyone crossed the Clifton Suspension Quiz?

Played more times for us than any other club he's been at.

Aye, there's always at least 2 or 3 complete knackers on Abbott's bus who start it all off, then the others follow like lemmings.

The cunt was parked in Tynemouth for 2 hours tonight outside Barca Bar (he was still there after midnight), surrounded by other cunts. He kept flashing his lights to get people's attention. Worst part was lads going over to get their photo taken with him, the fucking arsehole.

You know what? I completely forgot to ask where we are staying. Looks canny like. I will do a bit of research. http://www.relaisravestein.be/Website/en/index.htm There's a Van Kleef suite, hope we don't end up smuggling diamonds...

Staying at the Hotel Relais Ravestein in Bruge. http://images.hotels-world.com/2//org/249/hotelPhoto/1724_Hotel_Relais_Ravestein.jpg Seems canny...

It's on Bet365 for us

Did he back off when other cars came near him?

Failed miserably

Saw Tiote twice on Benton Park Road again, 3 hours apart..

Predictably the "CR7 to Citeh" rumours have started, couldn't see him going there at all though... Has anything been said by either Ronaldo or Real about the situation, VI?

WATER

Same boots as well...

The comments "Cum bak 2 united!1!" Like there's any chance of that.

Taylor trying to put off their keeper before the free-kick, would love to know what he was saying to him

Saw Tiote driving his Chevy along Benton Park Road on Saturday morning...

Had a perfect view from the Gallowgate. Sexual...

I once walked out of my job because the rota had me in for Shearer's testimonial and they wouldn’t swap it. I was only part time at Mills Newsagents at the time like. You’re a doctor, suppose it's not as simple as that. Fuck the system... You're one to talk like. :lol: