Fugazi

Van Nistelrooy retires from football at the age of 35.

Knees you in the groin Elbow in the face Bruises bigger than dinner plates

His advisers tell him to like them. It helps his 'image'. Not sure Morrissey would have been too pleased at Joey's antics yesterday...

Surely they're his mates'

Just got back from Everton, caught up on this thread. Top class

Did you get that sorted in the end mate?

Bigger version of the flowchart

The description of each team underneath the diagram is quality https://twitter.com/#!/FootballCliches

http://www.bettingexpert.com/blog/what-the-average-tv-pundit-knows-about-the-euro-2012-teams

When would the draw for the final preliminary round of the Waffa cup be, if we should finish 5th?

Apparently our coach is heading straight to the ground, on police advice. Bit shit like, prefer stopping off in some randon town.

We've won 19 games this season

Ooooooooooooooh

Kool and the Gang

Do we miss a qualifying round for finishing 5th then?

Fucking hell, Nando...

That Premier League "theme" is canny bland like...

http://www.threematchban.com/quiz/guess-the-uefa-cup-or-europa-league-finalist-from-their-classic-football-shirt As the URL says - guess the shirt. I'm on a poor 22 at the moment. EDIT: 26

"Technically Chelsea have 2 games to go and if they win both and Spurs lose against Fulham they could end up 6th" Don't know why Alan Sugar tweeting about football amuses me so much

How many Blackburn fans will go down to Chelsea next Sunday?

OI OI!

Maloney maaaaaaaaan

There were a load of genuine #PrayforGivet hashtags before it was revealed to be a hamstring injury

#PrayforGivet